MAJNUN¥

Strong independent mother of two. DM me if you're looking for a good time.

[MAJNUN¥ @nunyrgarza]

A good 68% of my thoughts are confrontations that will never happen... the remainder are sexy, imaginary Mark Wahlberg snub film clips.

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When you show up to work after a 3 day bender, and everyone says you have earned the title of BADBOY OF PAPPADEUX BABY!!!!

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@Karrie_22 @V13XXV @laflaames @ericarrenee

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Me: I’ve spent years building bridges of trust, and love between me, and the ones I love.
Dealer: I got a special on white.
Me:

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I dreamt I cooked a small couch replica out of spaghetti, and was going to attempt to eat it on IG live. I was trying to cope w my career as an exec in the 6wheeled skateboard world not panning out. I think it means I’m bi.

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@nowthisnews Imagine being disappointed that your GPS took you to one of those small gas station Buc-ee’s, then having to deal with this bigot.

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“Directly after compulation the devil’s laughter is heard.”

[J 🥂 @babyg_jay]

Wait til the end ☠️☠️

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@kylegriffin1 Nothing against Barack, but at this point I think a baked potato would get a standing ovation in his position.

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@WhitneyCummings Yeah, being an obnoxious human bring plus a female is hard to live up to.

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@PetsMovie @TiffanyHaddish Ha it’s a dog, but also a sassy black lady! HA! She’s definitely found her niche.

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@DaveBautista @PFTompkins Ha i bet @DaveBautista’s mom has diddled zero kids #heretic

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@notsogosling @kyry5 “Come play with us! like forever and eeeeeeveeeerrrrrrr!” *clap clap*

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@StopTweetingMia @Alldogsaredead Give him a bionic limb and pitch it to Black Mirror.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh my God fuck you @Chase bank.

[MAJNUN¥ @nunyrgarza]

Most people will fuck you over to get approval from someone that’s fucking them over, because our society is a wonderful place.

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Do a thing @TheWeeklyPlanet ?

[jillian @JillEngel_]

I’m a school photographer and we got to take a service dog’s picture for the yearbook today 😭😭😭