tubewell

I also paint faces!

[tubewell @nups2004]

Dame Maggie smith and Sir Michael Gambon died on the same day ie 27 sept,1 year apart from each other!
What in the earth is this harry pottery sorcery!

#HarryPotter #rip #maggiesmith #dumbledore #minerva

[tubewell @nups2004]

@shadymumbai Big fan of yours..why such a long gap in posting! Where were you? @shadymumbai

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@AanshulSadaria Bose quiet comfort 2.. around 25k..best noise cancellation and smooth functionality..

[tubewell @nups2004]

They way my 2 year old speaks to #google assistant is adorable:
Ok google, bye
Ok google, thank you
Ok google, good night
Ok google,good mrng
Ok google, play gaana
Only problem is google sometimes doesnt understands him and his kiddy voice!
He is obsessed! @GoogleIndia @Google

[tubewell @nups2004]

Found @MKBHD in #ElonMusk’s biography by #walterissacson. How cool!

[Awedro Cap @AwedroCapital]

Money doesn't change anyone. It just makes them more of what they already are.

#MONEY #personalfinance #investing

[Awedro Cap @AwedroCapital]

It takes a lot of effort and patience to hold on to a stock position that's 100% up than ones that are down 20%.

We generally hold losing positions longer than we should and sell winning positions earlier than we should.

#investing #stockmarkets #StockMarketindia

[tubewell @nups2004]

Heard a girl saying- “my friends call me
Old soul cos i like listening to old songs”..I was like wow a fellow lata mangeshkar/kishore kumar fan..and then she goes:”I like old songs from early 2000’s to 2005..
Was speechless for a minute, letting my old-ness sinking in.
#classic

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How to make sure Your kid will be bullied in future- name them #technomechanicus #elonmusk

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Some days of my life I am like “I will conquer this damn world” and next few days I am like- “who am I kidding”.

#lazy

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Whenever I feel Like I have achieved a lot, I go to my parents house- They make me feel like 15 year old again almost instantly, who can never do anything right. 🌚
#parents #indianparents

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Shall I also change my name and go back to being underground water.

#tubewell #India #namechange #Bharat

[tubewell @nups2004]

How will IIT’ians flex now, given that are turning into BIT’s. 😁😝

#namechange #india #BharatBananaHai #Bharatham #bjp #Sehwag #G20Delhi

[tubewell @nups2004]

If Shakespeare would have been alive today- he would have to argue with twitter armchair experts like me over India’s name change.

#whatisinaname #india #Bharat #bjp

[tubewell @nups2004]

Why does Virendra Sehwag is so hyped about India’s name change, He never seemed this excited and enthusiastic in his cricketing career.. 🤣

#sehwag #india #bharat #name

[tubewell @nups2004]

How does people in North get anything done with this crippling heat/humidity..
All I want to do is sleep,drink lots of water, loathe and repeat.

#humidity #northIndia
#delhi #hot

[tubewell @nups2004]

Seeing my toddler’s energy I have started feeling like an old woman..
He eats- he jumps like a maniac and repeat!
If I eat, all I want to do is self loathing and sleep.

#momlife #funny

[tubewell @nups2004]

My resolution to lose weight is as strong as my will to exercise- nonexistent..

#joke #funny

[tubewell @nups2004]

Client- I want to look like Alia bhatt on my wedding day.
Me- sure, these will be the charges.
Client- oh no! My budget is only 3k.
Me- the lipstick that alia bhatt used is worth 2850/- alone! Forget abt the whole look! 🥹
#client -#mua

[tubewell @nups2004]

I have a love-hate relationship with my toddler. He hits me,bites me,pinch me, pokes me and then kisses me to make it up.