samantha jones🦋

tequila me. always.

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

dramatic ass vegetable

[Sibongile Mafu @sboshmafu]

I Drink Wine is objectively Adele’s best song. Followed closely by When We Were Young and All I Ask. Nothing else from my side.

[samantha jones🦋 @nurdreamss]

happy birthday @whtrabbitchvser 🧡

[HF @goodgyalhav]

i’m so happy i dont have an obsession with looking “young.” as long as i look good idc

[😇 @mirrorbald]

Miley not releasing a good album since Bangerz is a fucking kiiiiii

[RΞΞZUS @ReciRich]

Magazines used to have fragrance samples.

[yanis @eyelashes92_]

Ariana discography was perfect it's so rare but petal ruined everything

[samantha jones🦋 @nurdreamss]

@storyofhalima i know exactly where you’re talking about it, near lowe’s and starbucks?

[samantha jones🦋 @nurdreamss]

@JohnSmithlfun @storyofhalima leave her alone !!!!!!

[samantha jones🦋 @nurdreamss]

ew i hateee when the wrong person is obsessed with me 😭

[samantha jones🦋 @nurdreamss]

@HelloKennedi @SusieYogi yes, they were on their way to disney to surprise the young girl :(

[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

God-tier song.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood

[⎈ julia ⚓︎ @ca11mebiles]

man…

[queen bree. @BreeAgain]

Dusted them hoes 💯

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Dolly Parton's sister:

[zoe. @strawbsxjonas]

The way she said "I think you're perfectly qualified for this. I got divorced last year-" and how Nick looked at Joe 💀

[💐 @storyofhalima]

also make sure you’re requesting a FULL panel when getting tested for STD’s!!!