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[allison @nurseallison]

Happiest birthday to the sweetest bebe WHO IS NOW 24 WHAT THE HELL love you! https://t.co/SGFchxg6KC

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Fuck this fucking time change to hell.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Why boycott Kid Rock's music for political reasons when you can boycott it for musical ones?

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

Getting an abortion is a deeply personal decision that the government, politicians, and your neighbors should have absolutely no say in. RT if you agree.

[The Female Lead @the_female_lead]

"It actually doesn't take much to be considered a difficult woman. That's why there are so many of us." Jane Goodall

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Please get vaccinated

[allison @nurseallison]

@TheTNHoller Nope. There’s medical experts, and then there’s people like this who have clearly eaten pieces of poo for breakfast and are now spewing said poo. There’s no such thing as an expert when it comes to being anti-vaccine because “expert” and “complete idiot” are opposites.

[allison @nurseallison]

@jimmyfallon Break Wind Beneath My Wings #AddAWordRuinALoveSong

[allison @nurseallison]

@jimmyfallon Eternal Flame Thrower #AddAWordRuinALoveSong

[allison @nurseallison]

@NFLFantasy I decided to play this year 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[allison @nurseallison]

And I thought flipping my king-sized mattress by myself was going to be the biggest news of the day!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I’ve had pizza for dinner every night this week and now my pants have fraudulently become too small to fit me. I have filed law suits in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Italy, my mouth, and my pants.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Omg this is like the Tony Awards for democracy. 🤭

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Fun science fact: today is 87 hours long.

[allison @nurseallison]

@SarahKSilverman Gowns for our operating rooms? Always on backorder in COVID times. Same as all the PPE in the sizes we need =(

[allison @nurseallison]

@deancain If you think that’s true, then you surely are🙄

[allison @nurseallison]

@basscyst It’s brain farts, that’s all #momjokes

[allison @nurseallison]

@dethkock Oh nooooooooo!!

[allison @nurseallison]

Happy National Nurses Day 2020 to all my fellow nurse peeps out there! What a wild ride this year has been so far. I’m glad to know each and every one of you!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! Now, if only we could get cowbell… https://t.co/5DiDPEGxhf