NurseBuzzkill

OR nurse. MSN student. Mom of 2. Patient info is always changed. No HIPAA lecture necessary.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

It didn’t take long for the conspiracy theorist to blame the Democrats for bringing Facebook and Instagram down on Primary Day.

[Heisenberg @rovvmut_]

Facebook and Instagram users flocking to X to check if these websites are down
#facebookdown #instagramdown

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

Possibly drunk nurse hit reply all on a global meeting invite to talk shit about the nurse execute with a phD being referred to as DR. This should end well for him.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

So many babies being born into comfort care. Watching them be born only to suffer and die from is torture on everyone except the anti-abortion crowd. This baby was very much wanted and had zero chance at life, but mom was forced to carry to delivery.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

Eating a California burrito while watching @TheDailyShow and shopping Teslas. @GregAbbott_TX is coming to town today. He can eat a dick.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

It kills me to listen to people that have no clue what they are talking about giving health advice in the nail shop. Damn medical muggles.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

My lazy Q-Anon coworker likes to flex his how much smarter he is than everyone by wearing the flimsy mask in the OR. He is always willing to help in those cases to show us how dumb we are.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

I understand that it’s cold, but I should not be running into homeless people and employee only areas.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

Living in Texas is hard. Nurses preaching about pro-life followed by how the death penalty is not enough and how they should be tortured before death.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

7am employee health appt. Girl walks in and says she has a 7:30 appt but just showed up early. She is being seen and I am still in the waiting room. Please don’t make me get loud.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

@AlwaysTiredEMT WGU. No discussion boards. No Texas history class requirements. No religion classes. Truly work at your own pace. Full accreditation

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

I miss the Obamas. My kids are watching an old episode of iCarly and @MichelleObama is a guest star on this episode.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

I had a nightmare that I took a new job to use my MSN. Turns out it was a hospital unit that did animal testing and my job was to call people for donations while listening to animals being tortured.

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

She has to be from Texas.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Remind me again why we’re not allowed to mock MAGA cult members?

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

@SarahBelle_RN Did they do it to be evil?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Kevin McCarthy: “When you look at the Democrats, they actually look like America. When I look at my party, we look like the most restrictive country club in America.” https://t.co/UFJTmTY75c

[NurseBuzzkill @Nursebuzzkill]

Found out our overnight cleaning guy can’t read. I thought he was setting me up, but he can’t read the posted warnings. We have a surg tech that reads his emails to him and fill out his paperwork. She was handed the torch from the last helper that left the company.

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

You have a nonviable pregnancy.

Instead of your doctor performing a medical procedure to remove the non-viable fetus, you have to wait for lawyers and the hospital ethics committee to determine if you qualify for an emergency abortion.

It’s happening. Lawmakers have inserted themselves into our uterus’ and GYN offices.

Ladies, our freedom will be on the ballot. Vote accordingly.

#FreshWords
#FreshVotesBlue