stressed ED nurse

RN, CEN, DNR who drinks way too much coffee and whiskey.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

The actual ABC’s in the ED:
Airway
Blanket
CT
Dilaudid

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I don't get Medicaid.

I’m not on food stamps.

I rely on no Social Safety nets.

But I still believe in FULLY funding these programs.

Why?

Because I'm not a cruel ruthless selfish piece of shit.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@CardiacPA1 They went to the trouble of looking up my address from my license plate, so I’m sure I’m not the first one 😂 They were very nice on the phone and put a hold on the ticket so it won’t go in default while I try and figure it out

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

So I managed to get a photo speeding ticket from CANADA. Yep, they tracked me down and mailed it to me back home.

But the real kicker? I’ve spent all day trying to figure out how the hell to pay it. Their website won’t take a US zip code for my credit card.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@astonfan1 I have a call into my credit union about it, they were checking to see if that’s something they could make happen. I’ll definitely reach out if that fails!

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

Take your sick days, call in for mental health, use your PTO, say NO to extra shifts. It’s NOT your responsibility to be the “make or break” staff of the unit

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@AmericanAir DM sent. And help you could offer (especially with finding my bag) would be be appreciated

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

I’m done with @AmericanAir - delayed multiple times today. Rebooked in CLT through SEA, but due to more delays, I missed the last PDX flight. No American agents to be found. Phone rep tells me there’s no flights tomorrow either, which is a flat lie since Alaska has 15+ a day.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

Meanwhile, I finally just rented a car and am driving back home. I have work tomorrow and can’t risk the unknown of if/when I’ll get a flight.

I get delays happen, but the complete lack of customer service today means I’ll be avoiding @AmericanAir in the future….

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

They offered a hotel voucher and told me to come back to the airport in the morning and “they’ll see if they can find me a flight.” No one knows where my bag is - they think it’s already been handed off to Alaska Air but they can’t confirm that.

[wenckebach 🫀 @emtrnmd]

craziest thing about these icu triples is that these patients are being billed for 1:1 care and instead they’re getting care that puts their health in jeopardy, live laugh love American healthcare xoxo

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@ModerateFERN @ffmichelle @Nursing_Heretic I like the fact it has multiple spikes and a reservoir bucket, so you don’t ever run dry and don’t need to open doors/pressurize bags. It has the ability to set flow rate and will auto-set to as much as your line can take.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@ffmichelle @Nursing_Heretic Exactly.

And Belmont >>>>>>>> Level 1

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@emtrnmd What are those weird green things on the lines?

With love,
The ED

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

I’m really getting fed up with @Verizon They are supposed to unlock your device so you can add a 2nd eSIM (for my work line) after 60 days. I’ve called 3 times now, spent 2 hours on the phone and it keeps getting denied.

Any help here @VerizonSupport??

[Governor Tina Kotek @GovTinaKotek]

We must take care of the people who take care of Oregonians – all hospital staff deserve a fair contract. All parties in the Providence strike must return to the table immediately to resolve their disagreements so normal operations and care can resume.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@gretchemaben Dilaudid works better for pain control, but this is largely because providers massive underdose Morphine. It also has less side effects (itching, nausea, etc)

Personally, I throw up with morphine even when given with Zofran, but have no issues with Dilaudid.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.

You’ll never believe what I did next:

I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.

[stressed ED nurse @AlwaysTiredEMT]

@Xan_axolotl I feel this in my soul 😂😂