Anushka Sharma

fluent in nonsense, literal and figurative

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

sandwich after sex

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

ab honge gear shift

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

art. orgasms. money. sun. peace.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

it’s perfectly alright to be obsessed with me, it’s a safe space.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

it’s so crazy that michael scott hates HR thanks to toby and yet, the love of his life, holly is from HR.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

the best and most hilarious halloween costume in The Office is Todd Packer dressed as a pregnant nun. Highly underrated, lol.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

civic sense apni jagah aur chanchal chatpata man apni jagah aur dono ko di mere dil ne jagah

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

delhi turns into a puddle of mess and pach pach whenever it rains. and it’s so icky for me. sitting in the auto i saw a kid on a bike who was laughing at the rains, brought an instant smile on my scrunched up face!

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

“i like your name”
“thanks, i got it on me birthday”

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

i’ve got bigger potatoes to fry

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

devil wears prada to me is soo much about nigel, he literally stands out, he is the runway gal! and clearly should be the next to run it.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

shared carbs have no calories.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

fuck you, your pretentious sense of self, your pretentious life, your insecure self that projects it on others, fuck your pretentious life and yeah, fuck you.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

ganne ke khet dekhunga, zaroor dekhunga.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

love one of you bucket headed hoes? no way!

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

fashion is like herpes, you either have it or you don’t.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

i think i have missed the feeling of a real
breakup, hearing 5 taara after ages and it hitting the spot, making me laugh. so yeah funn (also, fuck you, dhokhebaaz)

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

the fit slaps hard but my baby slaps harder

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

kindness is my go-to but fuck off is my wingman.

[Anushka Sharma @nushhh007]

jab jaago tab adhoori neend