Tom Skinner

I came. I played. I left.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@beaujennings thanks man. I appreciate that.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

I see that Ali Harter started following me. What's next? Wrasslin'?

[Dr. Jeremy Skinner @JLAwesome]

They're gonna put Flash in the gifted program!

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

If I was the guy who gave out academy awards, Robert Downey gets one for Tropic Thunder.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

I'm so proud of my son. He's a doctor you know.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@JJFaces welcome to the big wide world.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@texas_at_heart @CSullinsmusic sorry. I have to remind myself what's goin' on sometimes. What IS goin' on?

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@texas_at_heart I forgot what we were talkin' about. Were we talkin'about somethin?

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

Without nipples boobs would be pointless.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

I kinda feel sorry for folks that don't drink. When they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day.

[mar🌟 @marleighraee]

I freaking love Cheetos

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@JLAwesome do you need to go to a doctor?

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@JLAwesome are you sick?

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

http://t.co/Jxz1CeB6BM

[Dr. Jeremy Skinner @JLAwesome]

Flash is what happens while you make plans.

[Nick Penny @oppotacop]

Roger Maris in 1961 began losing his hair due to the stress of chasing Babe Ruth's single season home run record.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

Roger Maris and his family in 1967. He oughta be in the hall of fame.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

I'm not supposed to be drinkin'.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

If y'all don't go hear my friend Susan Gibson tonite, I'm fixin' to come to your house and assign calculus homework.

[Tom Skinner @nusofshu]

@JLAwesome you Workin' today?