"The teacher called me today to let you know that you've been misbehaving, why didn't you tell me sweetie? Mommy understands what your going through and I'm always here to help okay?"
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE FOR LOOPZIE?! WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO STARE AT YOUR PHONE IN COMPLETE SHOCK AS IF YOU SEE ME THROUGH YOUR SCREEN, STROKING MY GIRTHY MEAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?! HNNGGG! ๐ข