NUTBLIGHT GANON

“With my brain small, my meat huge, and my pain endless, I trudge onwards.” -Ganondorf at some point I think.

[NUTBLIGHT GANON @nutblight]

Never determine your worth by your appearance. That’s baby shit.

Instead, determine your worth by how much of a fuckin maverick you are when you beat Ludwig the Accursed after getting your dick flattened by this horse-faced prick

[NUTBLIGHT GANON @nutblight]

@laketotori I won’t fuckin let it

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It’s Tuesday why is my leg falling asleep

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Me rn, don’t show your romantic partner. They might fuck around and leave you

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@malonpeach It is endearing that I am worshipped enough to be grafted to my followers clothes

This literally rends flesh

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I spent two fucking hours getting a claw from Dinral and this fuckin statue just awarded me with a ruby and said “now do the other two”

Im frothing at the mouth, I’m gonna bite someone’s head off

[NUTBLIGHT GANON @nutblight]

@origamibutton Big money moves 😎

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@LilzNacho LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀

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I return

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@malonpeach Bros they say math is used everyday but I’ve been driving for 2 hours and haven’t seen a single 8 floating around 🙄

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@sheikahchampion I’m pissed because this shrine took me about a solid 20 minutes to figure out and this video shows me that while you have the freedom to solve them how you see fit, I wasn’t smart enough to realize you could do this, I’m literally shaking from this video

[NUTBLIGHT GANON @nutblight]

Feeling gassed that I beat the Lynel colosseum battle in the depths on my first try, I’m literally meant to be better

[NUTBLIGHT GANON @nutblight]

Put a smile on my face. I don’t regret a single thing about my childhood, and how much I grown up

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Massive thought dump, but man, I’m delivering parts to an Energy company, driving to a few cities from my warehouse. And I pass by and wave back at a kid whose enjoying his recess. Made me realize how time past and I remember being the kid that waved.

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@malonpeach SAME FOR ME, but if it do be ima publish it and gaslight you into reading it

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Fuck this, I’m gonna write a book (I’m not kidding)

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@malonpeach Show me upon finishing, I wish to read

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@malonpeach Yours is fiction? 👀👀👀

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@malonpeach Compare them, even