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im not gonna scoop ya fockin bagel bro

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Harry Kane in three days time you will begin to feel ill

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@RickyOplinger @KokoMonkey5 @victryena Are you familiar with Fake Out

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@SwampMan_014 @DAKKADAKKA1 Could you not afford groceries before

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@Asriel_Torrien @GoodDoctorHank @DAKKADAKKA1 Okay, do you agree that your taxes should go to schools even if you don’t have kids and don’t directly benefit from them?

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@Asriel_Torrien @DAKKADAKKA1 So the cops shouldn’t show up when you get robbed because you’re not entitled to their labor?

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How do we get Haaland to emigrate to Mexico

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Shoutout to Haaland’s emotional support imp. In the olden days he would’ve thrown that man over the enemy walls to split the attention of their defenses.

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@StopAntisemites Do you think the Egyptian soccer team coach controls immigration policy

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@yankeexpatriate @EliLake @NateSilver538 Bernie has run as an independent in Vermont since 1984, he’s doing literally exactly what Eli Lake suggests

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From scrolling twitter I’ve learned that that in no world was that a penalty, but it was also clearly a penalty.

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@InvisibleSun00 @ilan_wurman Right but you said it was illegal for them to give birth but you can’t find any law that supports you because there isn’t one

Also, the Supreme Court isn’t saying that. They’re saying the 14th amendment says that. They didn’t write the 14th amendment.

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@InvisibleSun00 @ilan_wurman Yeah that’s a law that says the us govt can deny visas. Where is the law that says it is a crime to enter the us for the purpose of giving birth or says it’s a crime for someone who entered illegally to give birth?

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@InvisibleSun00 @ilan_wurman Which law says it is a crime to enter the us for the purpose of giving birth or says it’s a crime for someone who entered illegally to give birth

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@InvisibleSun00 @ilan_wurman Contrary to which law

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@MendlovitzMark @ilan_wurman Well that raises an interesting question. Are Martians persons? I would argue probably not

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@SalopeDeGateau @bofrench So abolish the first amendment?

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@LeeKuanYimby Lander served 12 years on the city council and 4 years as city comptroller

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@brianros1 How dare the people pick a congressperson who they feel better reflects their values

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@notcompleteweeb @mayaisfiya 🤝