Sylvia umeh

Moves through the world with strategic data analytics and management with a sprinkle of love and light🤭

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

And someone will say traffic is part of lagos culture

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

Mondays in lagos always being chaotic

[T. Rânkïn' PisTola! @AfroVII]

Nigerians don't fight for their rights, they fight for their share.

[Rogue @tayoisrogue]

I act like I am okay but I need about £500,000 deposited into my account this week

[Relebogile Mabotja @RelebogileM]

She’s so feminine!

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

"menstruation shouldn't be talked about in public"
"No one needs to know you're on your period"
Words of a man who pees and wiggles his penis in public

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

@saavage__m Raw dogging it like mad ......

[Job Signals @isaacadebayoesq]

Position: Virtual Assistant

Job is Remote 🇳🇬

Remote | ₦250,000/month

Requirements include Google Workspace, Excel/Sheets, research, communication and familiarity with AI tools like ChatGPT, Claude or Gemini

Send cv to

mailto:[email protected]

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

Hiring
Lead Consultant - Bridgemead Advisory.
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
Employment Type: Full - Time

Method of Application
Send CV to: [email protected] using "lead Consultant" as the subject of the email.

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

I'm trying to be consistent on social media
It's looking like unpaid internship

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

More than an event it’s a community. Unwind from work stress while connecting with professionals. Join The Exchange Community Hub on 5 Sept, 3–6PM at JJC Park. Build relationships, exchange ideas and create opportunities. Register today!
https://t.co/fU2oSgtNyF

[王 @0seiagyeman]

It is very important for you to know this, all the forces of darkness cannot stop what God has ordained!

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

Join a new community for ambitious professionals, executives, and business owners is here! Connect with like-minded people, discover business opportunities, gain valuable insights, and build meaningful relationships that support your growth. 👇
https://t.co/fU2oSgtNyF

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

This is me putting my self out there

I have an event in September for mid level professionals who needs to unwind from the daily worries of kpi and next strategic action and business owners who are looking for a community to join

Kindly fill this link
https://t.co/fU2oSgtNyF

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

We are hiring on behalf of our client

Sales Representative (Hybrid)
Sales Executive / Realtor (5 Positions) (onsite)
Business Development & Growth Associate(remote)

Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: [email protected]

[Sylvia umeh @nutcracker2i]

Wha is a man without his Vices?

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

In this open letter, I listed 500 reasons why Tinubu should resign in this open letter. Let’s see if we can get 1000 signatures. Sign and share.

https://t.co/aQtqgVDgMS

[Enomfon @mydearenomfon]

For someone who hates cooking, you'd think I'd stop saving food tutorials on TikTok and Instagram. But no, I save them religiously and never make any of them.