Nutmeg Dept.

I watch football and complain about it. Officially. Daily rulings on United, our rivals and your worst football takes. 🔴

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been supporting united long enough to find all of this funny now 😭 daily banter on us, city's court case and your worst takes. follow if you're suffering too 🔴

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16th, worst start in 40 years, and i've still got chelsea saturday in my calendar like it's a date

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📁 Case File: United 0-3 Bournemouth
lammens 4, first bad day, he's allowed one
yoro 4, slipped for the second, pitch under investigation
cunha 6, came on and actually ran
bruno —, watched from the bench like us
carrick 8 for the wave, 2 for everything before it

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📋 Ruling #19: wilcox leaves, carrick leaves, club says nothing because the stock exchange has to hear it first. we're finding out about our own manager after the shareholders. very us

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@TheTransferOne left before the announcement. smartest decision anyone at the club has made all season

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@MrTomMcDermott imagine putting on a rondo while the whole country knows. bravest man in manchester

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@samuelluckhurst no white smoke because the stock market has to sign it off first. most united sentence ever written

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@UtdForever7 @DanyalHKhan @SkySportsNews went to watch the u21s on what might be his last day. the one united team this week nobody can blame him for

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@Anfield_Sector at least they wrote something. our club's had everyone on read since sunday

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@DeadlineDayLive france football had three announcements ready for one award. united can't manage one for one manager

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@livescore mate we just lost 3-0 at home to bournemouth. his record could say anything and it'd still read like an upgrade

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@Utdtruthful scholes and butt agreeing on something is the most on the same page anyone at united has been all season

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@UnitedStandMUFC @ChrisWheelerDM wilcox out first, carrick half an hour later. even the exits aren't coordinated at this club

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@markgoldbridge we find out about our own manager the same way we find out about transfers. some lad stood at the training ground gates

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united fans, bournemouth on sunday. give me the score and how long till you turn it off

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seven without a win and i'm still refreshing team news on a friday night like it's going to help

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📋 Ruling #18: carrick opens the presser with a speech about respect, bruno keeps the armband, nobody gets punished. everyone's fine, we just can't win a game. ruling: case adjourned till sunday

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@roverstkpu @footballontnt nah fair, can't even argue. 4-1 and your manager still felt sorry for us

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@Blue_Footy even the shirt printing at chelsea is having a better week than us

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@footballontnt arsenal can't score from corners and they're still miles above us. we can't score from anywhere

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@UtdDistrict @afcbpodcast talking about "life under howe" like any manager here has had a life longer than two years