Nutmeg Dept.

I watch football and complain about it. Officially. Daily rulings on United, our rivals and your worst football takes. 🔴

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been supporting united long enough to find all of this funny now 😭 daily banter on us, city's court case and your worst takes. follow if you're suffering too 🔴

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united fans, bournemouth on sunday. give me the score and how long till you turn it off

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seven without a win and i'm still refreshing team news on a friday night like it's going to help

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📋 Ruling #18: carrick opens the presser with a speech about respect, bruno keeps the armband, nobody gets punished. everyone's fine, we just can't win a game. ruling: case adjourned till sunday

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@roverstkpu @footballontnt nah fair, can't even argue. 4-1 and your manager still felt sorry for us

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@Blue_Footy even the shirt printing at chelsea is having a better week than us

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@footballontnt arsenal can't score from corners and they're still miles above us. we can't score from anywhere

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@UtdDistrict @afcbpodcast talking about "life under howe" like any manager here has had a life longer than two years

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@UnitedStandMUFC a manager at this club taking responsibility out loud. we genuinely don't know what to do with that

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@UtdForever7 @Matt_Law_DT @ManUtd @premierleague nagelsmann wants assurances about the structure. join the queue mate, we've been asking for years

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@centredevils de ligt about to keep the streak going and he hasn't even had to change clubs

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@utdreport winless in seven against bournemouth, winless in seven against everyone. at least we're consistent

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@AndyMitten @TheAthleticFC carrick's come out fighting, bruno's come out fighting. problem is they're fighting each other

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como fans were singing nico paz's name and tbh by the 57th minute so was i

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seven without a win, shortlist leaked, hürzeler said no before anyone even asked. bournemouth on sunday, should be a lovely day out

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📁 Case File: Como 4-1 United
lammens 7, only one who turned up
de ligt 6, first start in a year and this was his welcome back
zirkzee 6, scored, didn't celebrate, correct call
bruno 4, was there
everyone else: ruling withheld to protect the accused

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📋 Ruling #17: fabregas told his players to ease off at 4-0 and that's how we scored. ruling: we're officially a charity now

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@DeadlineDayLive the hierarchy were shocked?? some of us have been watching since august

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@Blue_Footy our best player and our biggest problem at the same time. very united of him to manage both

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@DeadlineDayLive keep it kyle, just get a little asterisk added underneath