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itachi uchiha stan acct (she/her)

[( 🅼🆄🆂🅴 ) @_marokiya]

I live for gags like this I’m sorry 😭

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A
HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

[lizzi 🐞☀️ @busyheadvinyl]

hall of fame, hometown hero. 🐞✨

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[jup MET GRACIE @harborgenius]

Forever. Dan. Willing and able. 23. Carlo’s song.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Noah Kahan becomes the fourth artist in history to be inducted into the Fenway Music Hall Of Fame

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

“Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.”–James Baldwin

[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

imagine they had an industry like that for women too....... would be so horrible

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

‘adhd is a superpower’ don’t piss me off i drank 4 shots of espresso then fell back asleep and slept through my alarm

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

if you are under 30 all you have to do is possess a curiosity about other peoples' lives and the ability to hold a conversation and you have a massive leg up on literally everyone else in your age range

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

this is probably going to cost them a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction but it cements their legacy as one of the all-time greats as far as I am concerned

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[Super_Yan ➜ CEO @Super__Yan]

the idea that groceries right now are anywhere close to the price they were when you were a child is boomer propaganda

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Last year, people on this app argued over whether kids should be fed in public schools if they can’t afford it.

[osama @0ba0sama]

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[Mads @madsf88]

a woman recommending something to her friend group has a higher conversion rate than your entire paid ads budget

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

anytime I accidentally click on grok I swipe out immediately but still feel so gross and dirty knowing it was generating a response. I’m so sorry lakes I did not mean to take water from you