when an unmarried guy & girl hang out alone, ya know the third party is the devil. then they date for 4.5yrs until they finally get married and make it official & halal.
so the devil has to leave, & he's like..."OMG i'm gonna miss ya guys so much, take care".
bloody sad, mate😭
i remember knockin on my neighbor's door in may to tell him his halloween skeleton prop was getting ruined by the rain. he stared at me and said "that's my uncle gary sunbathing, ya bloody daft cunt!", & that's the day i never spoke to my neighbor ever again.