Alan L

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[Alan L @nutsack72]

We must make sure that we don’t get so caught up in making a living that we forget to create a life.

[Alan L @nutsack72]

just got asked for a cig by el pri and they saw me vape and were like ah no todo bien primo 😓😅 #midlifecrisis

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Just went through all my snap stories in the first time in a minute & I think I lost a brain cell or 2 #Moscow #snapchat #research

[Alan L @nutsack72]

just dropped my 5th deuce at the 57th minute of this game #USAvMEX #BeptoBismol #thursdaymood #neveragain

[Alan L @nutsack72]

7 french fries, 5 ipa’s, 2 shrimp dumplings, 1 oreo cookie, 22 oz of water, 1/4 of a hamburger and a free weekend pass to Lake Winnie #tuesdaymotivations #TuckerCarlson #AnotherMonday

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Russian navy, military spending, China, stocks, ethnic cleansing, bankruptcy and Native Americans just another Sunday at the Krobar #SundayService #sundayvibes

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Pulled up to the krobar asking if they could put my meat in da freezer #mondayvibes #memorialdayweekend

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Commission checks @ 6 bucks living the fucking dream yo #FullCircle #employeebenefits

[Alan L @nutsack72]

As much as I hate handicapped restrooms, I miss taking a deuce w the door open #TuesdayThoughts #SafeSpaceDeuces

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Anybody know where I can get an 8 ball and mass supply of coloring books? asking for a friend #WednesdayMotivation

[Alan L @nutsack72]

En las buenas y las malas 🔴⚪️⚫️ #GGMU

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Coffee places without prices on the menu scare me you already know it’s about to be expensive asf #ThursdayThought #TheLastOfUs

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Conformity is the great destroyer of selfhood #ThursdayThought

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Microwaveable Sweet potato pasta with a packet of fire sauce & a stale ass ham and asparagus pizza from Whole Foods, pretty much sums up my Monday 😃😋 #Mondayvibes #lunchofchampions

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Manchester is fucking Red yo!!! 🔴🔴🔴 #GGMU #fuckcity

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Ramen noodles, half a bean, rice & cheese burrito at 6:37 in the morning and straight to the shitter I go #GoodTuesday #gmworld

[vuhsace @vuhsace]

Another Friday night with no hoes… on the same shit as last year fr 💯

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Picking up a Doordash order for my boy Fletcher & this fool ordered the same exact thing on Monday from Dairy Queen wtf 😂 #CheeseCurds #Blizzard #HellOfAMixture #DairyQueen

[Alan L @nutsack72]

In the first 27 years of my life I have just sneezed, coughed & shit all at the same time #milestones #MileyCyrus #2023 #trippy #blackplague

[Alan L @nutsack72]

Random thought but does anyone ever use the adult condom dispenser at the gas stations? Been seeing that shit since I was like 12 & never seen it used #l8n8thoughtz #guessillfmyself

[Alan L @nutsack72]

All ‘22 & ‘23 but it’s all up from here my boys 🙌🏽 #MyYear #DoubleOT