Semen Retention Master

Follow me on my journey as I strive to lose my virginity and achieve alpha male status in my 30s through my unique semen retention practices

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@SamanthaLobc @Andrew2Lgt2quit Check the profile name babe. I have become a God of self-discipline via retention mastery.

Also, I don't try to eat people like Andrew does. He's not a very good guy, bit of a psychopath some would say... including the professional that diagnosed him.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@BreeEsq You're welcome. Could u pls convince BRG to blow up my swing set? I want to go on Dr. Phil so I can spread my retention knowledge to the masses.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@Rsmithjyop @BreeEsq Heartwearming: Some white people are keeping the performative spirit of 2020 woke alive❤

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@Wilks434 @PopCrave @Complex It's a shame most people never saw the side of him that I saw. The Tay-K who loved interpretive dance, baking new muffin recipes that he found on Pinterest, and the hardcore Swiftie who closely followed Taylor's relationship drama. But he was lost... he was lost...

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@Wilks434 @PopCrave @Complex He is, but he's a sweetheart deep down. I had to help hide some of the bodies for him back in 2017. They were hard times for all of us... we were lost kids on a bad path. Tay-K always stood by my side though.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@ifkate Listening to Geese isn't countercultural either tbc. Anyone over 16 who thinks listening to music is countercultural is being childish.

Yes, a troll account named Semen Retention Master called people childish. I am the very thing I criticize.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@ifkate People hating Taylor doesn't make listening to the safe commercial friendly pop of a white billionaire born into wealth "countercultural." We live in the age of neoliberalism and our culture is shaped by that, Taylor isn't countercultural. She's a great artist but this is silly.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@Propaneman1968 @endless_real

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@Sarcosuchus467 @rivetesseaux I watched a YouTuber visit an African pygmy tribe. A tribe leader said their tribe wanted modern medicine and electricity. The YouTuber kept ignoring his statements and glorified noble savage tropes, insisting they were happier without modern tech.

You guys remind me of him.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@lanaluv77 @JohnOfGermany @maerdtoof Our social intelligence, group persistence hunting, and long distance running were all more important than raw strength and height to the success of our species, for example. Conflation of human relationships to other species is the same bs that redpill guys love, mrs. man hater

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@lanaluv77 @JohnOfGermany @maerdtoof Huge oversimplication dumbass. In fact, many modern standards for men are products of patriarchal societies that only emerged from the Neolithic onwards. Genetics mattered, but the success of human societies were not built on brute strength alone and that's not all that mattered

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

LIL BABY PURCHASED MY BUSSY. I'm willing to live my truth and expose him.

Lil Baby also purchased the bussy of my junkie friend @Andrew2Lgt2quit by selling him fent

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@bankfloodmaebi Sometimes I think about lying on my back and helicoptering my dick around super fast, and then I slowly get lifted in the air with my dick and I then I could hover around like a drone.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@KenFrTho @BeesBey88634 @tlk2m3noice Exactly. There's commercial giants from past eras that weren't as impactful as smaller artists. Genesis in the 1980s was HUGE, but their music in that era left a much smaller impact compared multiple smaller bands at the time. Other giants like MJ made a huge impact. It depends.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@MartyKarty55683 @hunkyhippo25 Yeah idk why they're trying to act like people weren't pulling this bs in 2020. They were and I'll forever laugh at people like this and their fake victim complexes.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@cardinal_craft @deuterionxgeass False. I believe in spirits. When I did shrooms alone in the woods, the spirits told me to drink piss and eat a guy.

You failed to consider that some spirits are real piss fanboys. Pee patriots. Tinkle tyrants. Whiz warriors. Golden shower gladiators. Some spirits are freaks.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@SpiritlessSwayy @solacemo However, I think 2025 chart rule changes took way more rap off the charts, and *some* of the country pop boom since 2023 was fueled by MAGA.

The mainstream is about to shift again. I also think underground rap will explode in a few years and start a new era for mainstream rap.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@SpiritlessSwayy @solacemo For most of Obama's time, electropop/EDM invaded the charts. Rap's chart dominance fell compared to the 2000s Bush era, until 2014-2016. Rap was bigger than ever in 2017-2020 when Trump was president, and rap's current decline started around 2021-2023 during Biden's presidency.

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@Andrew2Lgt2quit Agreed. They informed me of efforts from covert propagandists to smear Andrew's name and make him look stupid.

Example: This tweet is going viral again. It's likely referencing Andrew specifically and the likes are obviously botted, as no one has ever noticed this before:

[Semen Retention Master @nutselot]

@SamanthaLobc @Andrew2Lgt2quit Hey Samantha. I know you friendzoned me as if I'm Alin and you're one of the many ladies he texts 13 times in a row with no response.

Could you be a dear though, and pretend you're one of my shordies who I hit up for sex? My ego needs this, Samantha. It really does.