Susie ✿

so many metaphors they’re practically metafives 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

*something happens*

ANXIETY: Oh no, a reason to panic!

ME: No shh don’t worry about that, it doesn’t matter.

DEPRESSION: 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔.

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

jk the 🧵 app I guess idk

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

no one is here anymore, which makes me proud of us :)

if any of my former tweeps see this, you can find me with the same @ on the 🦋 app.

✌🏼

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@callow_explorer this is so sweet, thank you 💜 I’m safe and sound but I do have several friends currently evacuated, appreciate any good thoughts sent their way.

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@murphcas that’s what I’m afraid of too 😂 the thought of starting over completely from scratch somewhere else just sounds… exhausting

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

went through a personal tragedy and was off twitter for awhile, just caught up a little…. and damn yeah I do not miss it here. tweeps, lmk if you recommend somewhere else to find you. otherwise ✌🏼

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@callow_explorer idk bluesky? threads? no I’m fully noncommittal at this point. lol

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@RatherEarnest it brings me no joy to report this, but she deserves the high five 😔 I needed the tough love

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

I LIVED IT: just called a friend to vent and she gave me tough love instead of agreeing with me

[Sonny Vermont #woke #antifa @SonnyVermont]

"A day in the Life of Sue Republican.

Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
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[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

by age 35 you should have a note on your phone with hyperspecific dietary restrictions like

“no more than three of these or your tummy will hurt”

“this is the wine that gives you heartburn!”

“don’t bother saving takeout from here, it’s gross the next day”

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

when my friends with kids post their group halloween costumes: 🙄

when they send pics of 5 different carved pumpkins:

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@Bethyo what if it’s the cover of a first edition book, beth? what if it’s a board game in an easily tearible cardboard box! what if!!!!

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

sorry I can’t come tonight I’ve been traumatized by giftwrapping videos that put the tape ON the gift itself goodbye

[The Nation @thenation]

MLK’s daughter writes: A vote for Kamala Harris is not an endorsement of US funding for the war. It does not mean you are forsaking your right to protest her actions and policies. But she is the candidate who will protect our constitutional right to protest.
https://t.co/RCIffOxfB6

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

also, currently watching a loved one go through chemo and I’m just gonna say it feels… *unlikely* that someone could become a druglord in that state with hardly more than the occasional coughing spell

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

am I romanticizing the past or did shows used to be better? I’m on a rewatching kick, everything from breaking bad to brooklyn 99, and I can’t help but feel it’s been awhile since I was this engrossed in anything

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

side note: I used to think skyler white was the most annoying character alive, but I was clearly brainwashed by watching with men. she is so strong and brilliant and underappreciated, everybody who claimed to hate her should be forced to re-watch 15 years later we were WRONG

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@DatFishe that’s fair! any recent bangers I should check out to help me see the light?

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

if he’s funny absolutely

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

i thought, surely that’s an exaggeration. surely it was taken out of context.

once again foiled by my misplaced optimism about the state of the world

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

Tucker Carlson’s vision of a Trump presidency is that “dad comes home” and says to America,
“You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking, right now. … It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me.”