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Meet our editor, Nutsy. He's working hard to bring you the latest satire news. Well, sort of. These days it's like taking candy from a fat kid.

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@Hunter_Eagleman We found the "people" that asked him to run for president.

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@Monen2025 @Trump_donald07 📺 ABC & NBC aired the President's address on their streaming platforms instead of their main broadcast networks. Editorial decision or media gymnastics? You decide. 🐿️ At NUTS! Magazine, we don't pick sides—we pick on stupidity. #Media #Satire #NUTSMagazine #Truth

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@Trump_donald07 🛻 Toyota is investing $3.6B in Texas, creating 2,000+ jobs and shifting Tacoma production from its Baja California plant over time. Business follows the numbers. Politicians can argue later. 🐿️ Only Satire. Truth. #Toyota #TexasJobs #Manufacturing #NUTSMagazine

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@ForgiatoBlow47 MORON

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@ForgiatoBlow47 🍕 A fake pizza order. A real family shattered. Police allege a teen lured a delivery driver to a vacant apartment before a fatal robbery. Some stories don't need exaggeration—they're already absurd. 🐿️ NUTS! Only Satire. Truth. #Philadelphia #Crime #NUTSMagazine

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@EricLDaugh 📺 ABC & NBC aired the President's address on their streaming platforms instead of their main broadcast networks. Editorial decision or media gymnastics? You decide. 🐿️ At NUTS! Magazine, we don't pick sides—we pick on stupidity. #Media #Satire #NUTSMagazine #Truth

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@ForgiatoBlow47 🍕 A fake pizza order. A real family shattered. Police allege a teen lured a delivery driver to a vacant apartment before a fatal robbery. Some stories don't need exaggeration—they're already absurd. 🐿️ NUTS! Only Satire. Truth. #Philadelphia #Crime #NUTSMagazine

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@ForgiatoBlow47 🔍 Claims aren't evidence. Georgia's Senate election is back in the spotlight, but allegations remain unverified. At NUTS! Magazine, we don't pick sides—we pick on stupidity. 🐿️ Only Satire. Truth. #NUTSMagazine #Satire #Politics #FactCheck

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@Brookltnwilliw Well, 25 million dead, missing, duplicated, illegal, and just absurd. Sounds good to me. Can we remove him as well? He certainly votes for the wrong reasons. Allowing idiots to vote is like playing with radiation, knowing it's killing you slowly.

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⛽ Block the pipeline. Celebrate. Wonder where the gas went. 🥜 NUTS Verdict: Every policy has consequences. If your plan creates the problem you're complaining about, it might be time to check the blueprint instead of blaming the thermometer. #Satire #Politics

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🚨Welcome to nuts newsroom📷Watch our first newsroom episode and feel free to rip our attempt apart. We will regularly post a video with trending news and give our perspective and thoughts on it.

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@EricLDaugh 🇫🇷 Democracy means letting voters decide—not headlines, billionaires, or court drama. 🥜 NUTS Verdict: If a candidate can legally run, the ballot box should do the talking. Everything else is just very loud background noise. #Satire #France #Politics

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@ForgiatoBlow47 She's actually right. She's in the wrong country!

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@Brookltnwilliw 🚛 Every now and then, Washington produces an idea that doesn't require a 500-page instruction manual. 🥜 NUTS Verdict: If veterans already know how to handle heavy trucks, making it easier for them to earn a civilian CDL sounds more like common sense than politics.

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🐜 DID YOU KNOW?

Army ants can build living bridges using their own bodies, then rearrange themselves when a better route appears.

🥜 NUTS Verdict: Teamwork is amazing... especially when nobody schedules a three-hour meeting first.

#DidYouKnow #Nature #Satire

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@libsoftiktok ⛽ Block the pipeline. Celebrate. Wonder where the gas went. 🥜 NUTS Verdict: Every policy has consequences. If your plan creates the problem you're complaining about, it might be time to check the blueprint instead of blaming the thermometer. #Satire #Politics

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@EricLDaugh 🏛️ Empty chairs don't answer tough questions. Whether it's politics, business, or your local HOA, skipping the meeting doesn't stop the discussion—it just leaves everyone wondering why. 🥜 NUTS Verdict: Attendance may be optional. Accountability shouldn't be. #Satire #Politics

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@FoxNews 💰 Every revolution eventually finds its way to... your wallet. 🥜 NUTS Verdict: Promising freedom while asking for more taxes, more spending, and more government is one way to test the theory. The receipt, however, is usually paid by someone else. #Satire #Politics

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👀 "I spy with my little eye..."

When oversight starts looking like surveillance, people start asking uncomfortable questions.

🥜 NUTS Verdict: Trust isn't built behind closed doors. Transparency shouldn't require a whistleblower.

#Satire #Politics #Government #Accountability

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@RandPaul 👀 "I spy with my little eye..."

When oversight starts looking like surveillance, people start asking uncomfortable questions.

🥜 NUTS Verdict: Trust isn't built behind closed doors. Transparency shouldn't require a whistleblower.

#Satire #Politics #Government #Accountability