Vomit Monkeys

NUT's alumni twitter account. Gloating about bygone days of athletic prowess since 1986. *we are no way a reflection of the opinions of NUT

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Pack extra socks, leggings, gloves, a warm hat, and a raincoat. You'll thank us later when it's 40 degrees and pouring at No Wisco, but you hurt your ankle in the first game of the day and are stuck on the sideline for 5 more hours until you head back to your Red Roof Inn

[Ultiworld @Ultiworld]

Please quote tweet this with your best advice for someone starting their freshman year of college ultimate on Monday.

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

SMH Ben what is this throw dude

[Charles Cleary @unchuckable]

Better quality version @PrideofNY

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

@breiser57 Nah nobody cares about worlds go Union

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Umm wtf how did we end up on main

[Northwestern @NorthwesternU]

A few @NUAlumni made it to the brink of frisbee greatness.

Pawel Janas—now a professor at Caltech—and two other former Wildcats are making their mark with Chicago’s semipro frisbee squad, @gochicagounion.
https://t.co/30KsPzcP7k

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Death, taxes & the clip of joshie getting swiped by JR in prequarters

[Ultiworld @Ultiworld]

Brown @BMoUltimate's John Randolph for Callahan 2022 -> https://t.co/XSsCV9oMnr

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

FYI Illinois stream against NUT: https://t.co/YCvmGfxZeC

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Fuck me @Twitter let me edit this typo

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

What’s up everybody it’s been awhile. The fellas have regionals this weekend so here’s a preview of Great Lakes D-1 mens based on no information whatsoever except USAU score reporter for the regular season and sectionals

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[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

The fissions have played a lot of games this year with mixed results. A strong Sunday at Centex could indicate they are ready to hit the make a push in the bracket this year, although dropping a game to NUT 5-15 is not a good sign.

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[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Last but not least Michigan sits atop the pile once again. It’s their tournament to lose, and there’s obviously no way they’ll blow it, right?

Good luck have fun everybody, enjoy the show #greatLakesGreatTimes

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Purdue ummmm crushed MoTownThrowdown?, including 2 dominant Ws over NUT (god I wonder what that’s like) They have a lot of Ws but the schedule looks a lil soft. Still a quarters matchup to avoid if you ask meeeee

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[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

Kevin Bruns owns Florida Warm Up

[UMN Men's Ultimate @umnmensulti]

The Eden prairie prodigy Anthony jirele with a monster sky for a break and win 13-12 duck duck

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

If Condors lose to DiG, and Machine wins this game at any score, they win the pool! Same exact situation as last year

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

In honor of today’s Machine vs. Truck Stop game, we take a second to remember the 2019 game where Machine launched a huge comeback to win (and win the pool!) but the Ultiworld announcers didn’t know the tiebreaker rules and thought it didn’t matter https://t.co/9Xyrn5wAbY

[Vomit Monkeys @nuttedultimate]

In honor of today’s Machine vs. Truck Stop game, we take a second to remember the 2019 game where Machine launched a huge comeback to win (and win the pool!) but the Ultiworld announcers didn’t know the tiebreaker rules and thought it didn’t matter https://t.co/9Xyrn5wAbY