Megan Calhoun

I like to laugh and I like to make people laugh.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Everyone take 2 minutes out of your day to watch the Yankees 5th inning.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

I don’t need to see any other states for roll call. Perfection. No notes.

[Colin @ufcolin]

the european mind cannot comprehend lil jon doing georgia's roll call

[Jennifer Cleveland @JennCleveland]

Hurricane with a side of earthquake. #la #earthquake

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

@weskrantz double the side eye ! But she sure is a beauty 😸

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

I just died a little reading this

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

The other day I pitched “Donna Martin Graduates” for my picket sign and literally no one knew what I was talking about so now I’m also on strike from young people.

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

I made a hanging chad reference and the person was too young to know what that was 🥲

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

I’ve been following Finn’s story since day one and can confirm he is photogenic no matter what

[Dave Krantz @weskrantz]

just received this important Finn update from home - a blep has occurred

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

Had a #MillennialMeltdown today when I realized 1997 was not 16 years ago, but in fact 26 years ago

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

@boguckim The very early aughts are back apparently 😖

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

@boguckim New (fancy) martini glasses. I’m kitchen applianced out, so replacing the barware I’ve had since 2009/2010

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

@boguckim As a former soccer player, the tie-breakers can be WILD

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

Wordle 473 2/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I won’t lie I am impressed with myself

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

@boguckim Oh I’m jealous!

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

Wordle 412 4/6

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That was a journey

[CSPAN @cspan]

“The game of baseball has a handful of signature sounds. You hear the crack of the bat. You got the crowd singing in the seventh inning stretch, and you've got the voice of Vin Scully.”

From 2016, Vin Scully receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom. RIP

[Megan Calhoun @nuttmegqt007]

Got fillings replaced today and I was pretty miserable bc most of what I eat is either chewy, crunchy, and/or hard and then I remember soft cheese exists and let’s just say I need more cambozola