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norwegian-speaker/MDANT🥇/related to a Blockhead/see inlay card for details/

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

There can be only one

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@Nigel_Farage "Please stop the police from investigating me"

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

@Nigel_Farage Not being arrested for taking a £5m bribe is the pinnacle of two-tier policing.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Utterly embarassing from Rob Kenyon. What he clearly doesn't know is Labour MP Josh Simons confirmed just over a week ago that this library would be reopened and work is starting soon, following a 6 month campaign by Labour Councillor Christopher Ready. What total numpties Rob and Zia are.

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@RobKenyonReform You utter fucking clowns

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@stereogum @CraigatCoF Shoegaze was about bands who were looking at their effects pedals for the whole gig. JAMC were never shoegaze, they just looked down.

Christ, it's not difficult to work out, though it helped if you were reading Melody Maker when they coined the term.

[Ali Milani @AliMilaniUK]

This might be the worst performance from a political candidate I have ever seen in my life.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Just watch this…

And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is.

His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak

Jaw dropping.

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@Nigel_Farage Get fucked, you shit-stirring racist spiv

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@Nigel_Farage Fuck off, you opportunistic, shit-stirring, racist spiv.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Riots in Southampton as predicted. That is why I reported Farage to the police today, incitement to violence. He should be arrested immediately. #FarageRiots

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@raelbrav Get in the bin, you utter cunt.

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@clashreport @Caucasuswar Whose language?

[OldGold80 @OGold80]

@bushontheradio If you order a round of drinks, but save the Guinness till last, everyone in the pub can put a pool ball in one of their socks and hit you with it

[The Cure Forever @TheCureForever_]

My Bloody Valentine - To Here Knows When

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Fuck off @StephenNolan with your anti-cyclist rhetoric. Lazy, false, and ultimately dangerous for vulnerable road users. Twat.

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@WestHamPlace I'm 100% here for that - punching Woltemarde and then scoring twice - I laughed my hat off even more last night

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@DachshundColin "OK, next round. We asked 100 people to name part of the house you don't go in, and you said 'kitchen' "

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"... needless to say..."

@AccidentalP

[Bev Turner @beverleyturner]

I was laughed at, ridiculed and called irresponsible by @theJeremyVine @JeremyVineOn5 for looking at the evidence on #ivermectin.... but that's OK. He's still in flowery shirts on daytime TV. I now live in DC and talk to the most powerful people in the world, including the President of the United States on his personal mobile phone. It's all good. I feel no hate. Karma always wins.

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@GameDevMikey @LagboatUK1 https://t.co/rxCGEeRvw2 It's utter bollocks if you do the maths. But it's got retarded rightie's knickers in a twist so the job is done.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

As misleading headlines go, that has to be up there with some of the worst!

As is the claim that "Immigration is fuelling mass unemployment among under-25s."

The "shocking new study" does NOT show that at all 🙄

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