Allen Owen

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@GenXTalks1 Wiper fluid.

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@Fatima_30e If I woke up a billionaire tomorrow I would probably be arrested for b&e just saying. They don’t like people just walking in on them.

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@EmilySm43 Screw up, f-up

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

I think the end of the world is coming, my wife and I just spent an hour in Walmart without spending any money.

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@oelma__ “The ring is fake.” That will do it 😝

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@RogerBernards And on the other side of the door

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@Alinavibe1 Booze 🍸 alcohol, 🍺, moonshine

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@JRM58506966 Order more

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@lippyent A handful of old Kleenex

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@deluxe_pepe

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@steveth75737857 From my Ring camera

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@lisasamxxm1 Born in 69 <—- and I’m 56

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@madisonclaccy9 Probably single and happy.

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@MattPinner_ You do realize that 80% of all men work in professions to support those women they could lead to their death? The man’s death not the woman’s.

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@madisonclaccy9 Free, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a social life. It just means he lives alone. maybe he just dates without an attachment.

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@NonLinearMemes Coffee and gun should always be on opposite sides. That way you can hold the coffee and the gun at the same time.

[Allen Owen @nuttyiron2a]

@NatalyaOba Have you ever considered that that person might be a night shift worker? Where I work I pull 12 hour shifts. I leave the house at 2 AM and usually don’t get back until 5 PM. Putting the trash cans out the night before is my only option.

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@us_connie What car?

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@ojessie__

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@Sofia50020Sofia That’s a camera, why do people keep reposting this?