If any of these @Avalanche players get a point tonight, one person who REPOSTS this wins a FREE stick!
Let’s have some fun for Game 1 😄
#GoAvsGo | #StanleyCup
MILWAUKEE!!! So grateful for this honor. Some of the best baseball memories of my career. Loved all my teammates, coaches, and THE FANS. Thank you for this recognition @Brewers 🙏🏾
"Hey! How come my pay is so low? "Bear Patrol Tax $5.00." What? This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!"
"Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history."
"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax."
"That's the homeowner tax."
"Well, anyway, I'm still outraged."
Spire owner Jeff Dickerson on the organization and the win: You already have Carson's irrational confidence. He's going to show up in a fur coat on Monday.
"Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."
"Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"
We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers.
Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.
31 years ago today, Hans Moleman premiered his short film “Man Getting Hit By Football.” It was later remade into an Oscar-winning feature starring George C. Scott.
#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.
31 years ago today, Mr. Burns’ film was booed by everyone at the Springfield Film Festival, except Hans Moleman, who was saying “Boo-urns.”
#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.