🔰Nuzza 🇵🇸🤲🏽🔰

My mind steals, what my heart feels but, not until the truth it reveals!! ©️ #MUBV trying to be #MUFC again!!

[Mr Structure @thatguyreddevil]

This is a Glazer hire and Ineos now have to go along with it. Poch is the ultimate bootlicker he won't make demands for signings or challenge the ownership. He will get on with it like good little boy. If you care about his coaching abilities, go and rewatch USA vs Belgium. Views

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

🚨NEW: Manchester United's new manager has had a successful first day in training with the players keen to buy into his philosophy.

Jason Wilcox is said to be ecstatic to get his man, whom he has been a big admirer of for many years, its thought the final choice was between Mr Bean or Russell Martin 📸

[🔰Nuzza 🇵🇸🤲🏽🔰 @nuzza00]

We’ve been demanding never to do business with Chels……but, sadly the Ratish Stamford Bridge Season Ticket Holder is appointing their former Coach…..lolzz!! 🤣😭😂 #MUFC

🔰🔰🔰 #GlazersandRatcliffeOut | #INEOSOut | #WilcoxandBerradaOut 🔴⚪️⚫️

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada being allowed to appoint another manager is scandalous. Both should be sacked!

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

BREAKING NEWS:

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Live scenes from Manchester United's training ground as they conduct interviews to replace Carrick...

[🔰Nuzza 🇵🇸🤲🏽🔰 @nuzza00]

@MAMOR_MAR Villa in the calendar year but, Scousers won that season.

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Schmeichel , Van der Sar , G Neville , Irwin, Bruce, Pallister, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra , Beckham, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Cantona, Van Nistelrooy, Yorke , Cole, Sheringham, Solksjaer, and many more. How many of Utd squad make a list like this ? There’s the problem right there.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Adidas can cancel its £900m kit deal with a year's notice if #mufc are relegated. Adidas can also halve annual payments to £45m and impose a £10m annual penalty for missing the UCL [@ChrisWheelerDM, @NathSalt1]

[Busby @Busbyx4]

These two have to go before Carrick!

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Every time a coach gets sacked, check Dalot’s performance in his last game.

[SAINT @UTDSaint8]

Michael Carrick wanted Tchouameni, they gave him Baleba.
Wanted Bruno G, they gave him Santos.
Wanted Tonali, they gave him Tielemans.
Wanted a back up goalkeeper, they signed 35 years old Darlow.
Wanted a striker, they brought back Rashford.
Wanted a left back, they signed none.

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

If Manchester United were a serious club Jason Wilcox would follow Michael Carrick out of the door. Instead he gets to stay and help choose the new manager!

[Gio CR7 @ArobaseGiovanny]

Quand une prof au Brésil fait l'appel et qu'un élève s'appelle Cristiano Ronaldo

La réaction des autres 😭😭😭😭

[R🪁🇦🇷 @Re7ceRevivaI]

Mauricio Pochettino: #PochOut

- started Chilwell at LW for 5 games of the season
- sold Lewis Hall to Newcastle
- loaned Ian Maatsen to Dortmund when we have no LB
- 5 points in the first 6 games
- Colwill and Disasi at fullback
- zero build up from the back
- has developed ZERO FUCKING PLAYERS
- plays Enzo at ST
- 0 attacking patterns
- doesn’t use width
- started Gallagher and Sterling every game
- loses to Forest, Brentford, Everton and Middesborough
- purposely injures players in training
- does no coaching in training
- 1 away win against the big six in about 40 years
- wants height and aggressiveness like we’re making a porno
- wants Gallagher to sign a contract
- took advice from Frank Lampard 😭😭😭😭bruv im laugjing while typing this
- got told to change the system by players
- ZERO new good youth debuts
- wants more power for transfers
- has less points per game than Potter
- one of the worst managers in history
- played Gusto on the wing instead of Tyrique George
- back 2 back league wins once since December
- 5-0 loss to Arsenal
- took inverted tactic from Thiago Silva (can’t think of his own tactics)
- draws to Burnley & Sheffield
- wanta transfer insurances while wanting Dybala and Parades

[G @Gideoomatic]

We're weeks away from Luke Shaw saying this is best group he's ever seen at United under the 13th manager

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

INEOS think moving slow makes them look meticulous

[🔰Nuzza 🇵🇸🤲🏽🔰 @nuzza00]

@BanditNanna ……or the injury-prone Burger Muncher will join him on the buffet plan?? 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️👀

[THE BIG 6IX @TheBig6ixShow]

A shark, chicken, gremlin and football activist walk into a bar… 🦈🐓🔵👹

[💲 @sullyexcl]

two ex city employees are causally destroying united and they get paid millions with no repercussions