Noelle Van Orden

Mom to 3 amazing adult children, wanna-be librarian, diagnosed with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome in 2017 after 30 years of pain, chronic illness warrior🦓 she/her

[Noelle Van Orden @nvanorden]

@1_ATOmatic @GovPressOffice @SpeakerJohnson Or Argentina

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@bureaucratssuck @krassenstein Sorry, it’s just his new clothes that are transparent 🤣

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@WhatTheyTookk @SenMikeLee @whattheytookk I’m curious…Do you realize that “a hundred million” is 1/3 of America’s population?!? You may want to do some research before you post nonsensical “facts”🫤

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@1ConfusedThinkr @ABC Disgusting

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@DeFenderofRite @23greenpastures @xaviaer Really, two year olds everywhere are annoyed with adults comparing them to awful human adults. A two year old doesn’t have a platform or the language skills to rant misogynisticly online 🫤

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@othingstodo_com My mom had a whistle she would blow when she wanted us home. Every time she blew it the other kids would laugh and say “It’s time for the Michelsen’s to go home”!!! So embarrassing 😳

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@VSC3960 @1mfriend @RachelBitecofer Oh, well if your DIL said it…it must be true🙄

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@goodreads I like to listen to movie soundtracks when I read. Having the Raiders of the Lost Ark going the the background during intense action in my book is amazing 🤩

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@ZaphodV @ask_aubry Why is trump standing like that? Holding in a 💩 is what it looks like to me😬

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@annticki @apurv_anand @InternetH0F Wouldn’t it be nice 2 be so neurotypical that you refuse to comprehend there are awesome people who struggle 2 conform w society’s desperate need 2 be on time. Being on time is not even close to the most important thing that those of us who are neuro-spicy have to offer world!

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@Lesdoggg @NBCOlympics @TeamUSA If this was too disturbing for you…definitely do not watch the men’s race walking event 😳😬🍆

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Watch Alec and his sister mirror each others movements #alecbaldwintrial

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@PinkEyedSnake @schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Some people forget what children’s sports are all about 🥺

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@Stinky__Plants @schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Way to hate on little kids!

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@DrTomMartinPhD Trump and his lawyers already have the jurors personal information from the surveys they filled out when they were called to jury duty.

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@TylerZi58475414 @Logically_JC What is the problem with corporations, the massively wealthy, and billionaire churches paying their fair share?

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@DarciSings @lgmediaent @MikeSington “Separate but equal”? Is that what you mean?

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@AbueloLu @Tolikan2 @mclovin__99 I was raised in “The Church”. I’m aware of exactly how hypocritically they live their “gospel” and whitewash their history. It is actually ridiculous. You are actually ridiculous…defending the murder of children.

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@AbueloLu @Tolikan2 @mclovin__99 Have you heard of the Mountain Meadows Massacre when the Mormon militia murdered 120 innocent pioneers, men women and children? Do a little research beyond the apologist bs the church offers. Your comments here are incredibly ignorant, and frankly racist.But very typically Mormon