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[King Myle$ @1kingmyles]

What a headline

[fecafoot🇨🇲 @untwittos13]

J’ai jamais vue une meilleure explication sur le fait que le racisme anti blanc n’existe pas

[Noor @n00r_p]

NHS workers: can we get a pay rise?

Government:

[jensen kendall @jensenmares]

He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

well in that case yeehaw

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Covering his username??
Nigga we grown & your father fine af. Drop the @ so I can make you my step son 💋

[HEAVEN. @Heavylee_]

He officially hates me🤣

[Chase @chaselyons]

never doing this number neighbor shit again

[NomaRetweets 💀 @TravelLoy]

We‘ve been alive for too long

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

it’s my knee u guys

[Miss Monib @mossymugler]

Me in 2008 posing for my new Facebook profile picture

[jenna talia @ziegencock]

call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband

make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he’s up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.

and that’s exactly wife i will be

[Dre @SlickComments]

Baby daddy just walked in the room ain't say nothing https://t.co/GnpXl21Vqd

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Me whenever I see a random dog

[CNN @CNN]

"Nobody wants to get an abortion," says Alyssa Milano. "We are all pro-life. But there are circumstances that we cannot avoid. ... Just because there are women that don't believe in abortion, don't take away someone else's right." https://t.co/CXvCGwgpBr

[kathleen @wontonkat]

Prince William: *cheats on Kate*

British media: 🙈🙉🙊

Meghan Markle: *eats avocado toast*

British media: