Adam Burns

Just a rational economic agent of the production & consumption world trying to embody the life of an agrarian carpenter.

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

And Bama still ain’t played nobody.

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

Had lots of fun learning about the dinosaurs at the #VALivingMusuem

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

@DJWindows98 If you’re not in New York, is it possible I saw you in the Krewe Du Vieux parade in a Utah Jazz jacket and black bandana all outlaw style?

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

@umcnayam BINGO! Francis Asbury Clergy Free Space Ice Cream Denman

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

Did the Stanford band form the Alabama leprechaun during their halftime show? #RoseBowl

[Kevin Scarbinsky @KevinScarbinsky]

Herschel in 1981: 385 carries for 1,891 yards. Derrick Henry this year to this moment: 327 carries for 1,932 yards.

[Gawker @Gawker]

Terrorism works https://t.co/hMVYav1HSc

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

@BirminghamYMCA There was this mess & 0 people greeting me today. We can do better.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

A BBC presenter said he "poked fun, in a nice way" at Wimbledon winner Marion Bartoli's looks. His superiors differ. http://t.co/efx7Qd8TLd

[Birmingham Barons @BhamBarons]

RT to be entered for a chance to win 2 tickets to both the Rickwood Classic and our May 30th game at #RegionsField!

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

After Leonardo da Vinci's death, King Francis I of France hung the Mona Lisa in his bathroom.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

VIDEO: Dunk City is dead. They bequeathed us dunks. Here's all 25 they threw down this tournament season http://t.co/Gj33wkKDdc

[Birmingham Barons @BhamBarons]

Let there be light at #RegionsField! RT @AlexanderCody224
@GPBrewing http://t.co/3TKynUvIIK @ALcomBirmingham @aldotcom @myfoxal @abc3340

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

@RitualSincerity I'm a little worried: I heard they're planting fig trees to grow more Newtons.

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

@RitualSincerity how did you get tickets to this game? http://t.co/Bg1S3bau4i

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

http://t.co/pU78tqIC
@RitualSincerity would you hate me if I became a City fan?

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

Edinson Cavani: Why He'd Thrive at Manchester City | Bleacher Report http://t.co/pU78tqIC via @bleacherreport

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

I would like to thank @theblackkeys for making this long slow death we call life tolerable.

[Adam Burns @nvisiblehand]

igrumpycat's photo http://t.co/Zi00X6Dt @imattlacey Please recover quickly or this could be Sunday's sermon material...

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

On #soccer and racism: "Playing football is hard enough as it is, without being hounded by a chorus of bigots" http://t.co/bXX96USG