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Unfortunately, I’m real. #RelatableTweets

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@_adepejuh To balance out the skinny girls with the widest pussies

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@MrDwein Next up…

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@AdhucSurgo @MrDwein See where you come dey

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@g4na_xo Wanted to wife you up and you tlk about some friends. Fuck outta my face man

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@Gweenneee We can always try

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@dmlxxr Respecting women can be so difficult when you have useless females like this one agreeing to be used in planned tweet and portrayed as a slut.

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@_provisionalll Money

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@socetyhatesjay They’ll intentionally open the windows to be sure the neighbours hear it like nigga just tell us one time that you’re new to sex lol

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@Uncle__Mech Wuna dey lie on top academics for crack?

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@buzormemes Her dad can’t afford her a phone but her minimum expectations for me is that same phone

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@Ifeomaisagirl12 Me my whole life

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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals

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@kayodeking01 Including animals?

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@_dfwAlpha Na real place that?

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@_provisionalll Gamble lil nigga

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@AyoShinobi Ain’t nothing funny bout my life

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i’m not scared of failure anymore. we’ve been seeing each other for years

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@BerlofMonaco Chaiiii make I paste am even if na 2 minutes

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@SoldaatAlwaba excellent thighs. strong structural integrity. appears to have been maintained according to manufacturer guidelines