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per my last email

[steph @nvmsteph]

My lyft driver just turned Adele off the radio. Uhmmmm can I get out??

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?

Prism. It’s a light sentence

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

I had to see this.
Now y'all have to see it.

Found in the Facebook wild.

[steph @nvmsteph]

Why did we even both melting the snow yesterday
#TwitterGIFs

[steph @nvmsteph]

I remember when “old friends” meant people from your childhood, etc but now it just means the people you couldn’t hang out with for basically 2 years

[steph @nvmsteph]

If you did not ring in the new year with a dance party to Taylor’s song 22, you did it wrong 😬🤷🏼‍♀️

[rello 🃏 @elmachipiao]

NYE gonna be a movie fr...

Home Alone

[steph @nvmsteph]

Did anyone else weep through all of “this changes everything” ? Just me?

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

my mom offered me some of my late grandmothers ambien tonight like it’s the family’s jewels

[steph @nvmsteph]

“This is the train from hell.” - bae watching the Polar Express.

[steph @nvmsteph]

@_kgould All washed up from those pipe and drapes/tapestries/fabrics

[steph @nvmsteph]

It’s always a good time to rewatch the Crown

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

My favorite Bible story is the one about the gay dude who got disowned by his brothers cuz he had a cute ass jacket and they were mad jealous. So then he became a pop star and had to save them from slavery but made a musical about it so they never forget. He’s my role model.

[steph @nvmsteph]

Drove 6 miles round trip to the grocery store. Didn’t stall once 🚙

[steph @nvmsteph]

“There’s not much candy this year but there are a lot of cute dogs and that’s all that matters”
- small child trick-or-treating on our block last night. 🥲

[steph @nvmsteph]

…thanks, @boburnham

[steph @nvmsteph]

hello world I just parallel parked the stick shift car that I co-own

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

If you are observing #ColumbusDay2019 today here is a list of what you are celebrating...

1.) Christopher Columbus's army used indigenous people as dog food. They were known to feed live babies to dogs in front of their horrified parents.

#IndigenousPeoplesDay2019 CW: SA

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

some people have been celebrating christopher columbus day all year by spreading disease