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GO GREEN - please don't print these tweets unless it's absolutely necessary.

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@uncommoncurtiss @philatticus When the other person was still unnamed I dismissed the swirling rumors but now it makes a LOT of sense

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@MikeIsaac Can it integrate photos of everyone’s beer mugs to split a pitcher of Miller Lite 40/20/20/20 based on consumption?

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@MikeIsaac marketplace is designed to extract your life force from your body. If you set a distance filter then Facebook decides it is actually funny to show you stuff you’d like that is located hundreds of miles away

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chronic wasting disease in margaritaville 🦜

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@E1podcast Would you eat both for 10$ million dollars

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@Bringatrailer Wow $130k from dirtfish

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@MyrlCrowe more likely than Buffalo Girls at the present time

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@crowcialist Never used to happen when I was younger but at 40+ I started having dreams after a bad loss where the specific play where my team blew it actually turns out successful. “They actually didn’t bunt in the 8th inning and those stranded runners made it home”

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@crowcialist it was guaranteed

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@BradfordEx I have doubles ✋

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@atrupar These uniforms would be anachronistic to the Allen Iverson era

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@TSN_Sports I think the Toronto Maple Leafs surprise the world

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@LittleKittyGame I needed the reminder. All set now!

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@SteveUnoTres @JimmyKempski **not that I’ve ever done it** but if you had one in your pocket and then later go to get your keys or wallet out of your pocket it might also come out at the same time without you noticing

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@JamesGunn this is what @pontifex was saying

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@Wario64 this is worth at least $79.99

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@Montreal_Hohhot @TheGoodPhight I assure you that he didn’t just buy a new Tacoma at Central Florida Toyota

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@AfterDarkEvents Done

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@wynndoughs this is helpful if you have a joker with an effect that applies to “any item with a promotional price”

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@AsburyParkPress Unless the dog or cat has a job they should not be getting a tax credit