Poly

Medical Doctor| web3 dev

[Poly @nwaeke_poly]

Lord if I do this thing, just take me

[Miss Capable✨👑 @Moyos_oreeoluwa]

May thunder f!re nonchalant men.😭🙏🏽

[Poly @nwaeke_poly]

😆

[BenonSenior @BenonSenior1]

I know you paid the dowry, but don't kiss my sister in front of me.

[Poly @nwaeke_poly]

Hand suppose touch you

[BUKOLA @WithBukky]

Lecturer: “Class is by 10:00AM.”
Me to the class: “Class is by 8:30AM.”

Lecturer walks in at 10:00AM
Lecturer: “Wow, the class is so full. You guys are punctual.”
Me in my mind: “You’re welcome sir.” 😭

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes on Ig: “inspired by those who set the standard. ✨”

[Poly @nwaeke_poly]

@The_toxmhan @Adroit_Cadet Me too

I feel he will surpass his record next season

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

Pass master. Record-setter. Model captain. The Portuguese Magnifico. 🪄

Bruno Fernandes passes the Eye Test in every way 👁️✅

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

For those who still haven’t fully grasped how elite Bruno Fernandez is…

Bruno officially became only the THIRD player in Manchester United history to record 100+ goals and 100+ assists.

He did it in 318 games.

For context:
Messi did it in 319 games for Barcelona.
Ronaldo did it in 325 games for Real Madrid.

Now pause and think about the environments those two operated in.

Messi had Xavi, Iniesta, Eto’o, Henry.

Ronaldo had Benzema, Bale, Di María, Kaká.

Bruno?
He spent most of his United career creating chances for strikers who needed 4 opportunities to score once 😭

No superteam.
No luxury setup.
No dominant era.
Just pure responsibility every single week.

He arrived at 25, walked into the chaos of the post-Fergie era, became the tactical engine, emotional leader, chance creator, goalscorer, and still produced numbers faster than the two greatest players football has ever seen.

At some point, people need to stop debating whether Bruno Fernandes is elite.

The numbers already settled that conversation ❤️🏆🔴

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Robin van Persie on Bruno Fernandes chances not been converted:

🗣️ “Bruno Fernandes has created 132 chances in the Premier League this season, yet only has 20 assists to show for it?

In fact, he's created 670 chances in the Premier League alone since he joined Manchester United. Now imagine if 40% of those chances were all converted.

Our forwards seriously need to step up next season, because you just have to imagine what these guys have done to Bruno.

If our frontline possessed even an ounce of elite, cold-blooded composure, Bruno would be sitting on a completely untouchable assist tally right now.

Instead, he has to practically double his workload just to drag us over the line, casually creating 58 more chances than any other player in the league this season just to equal the 20-assist record.

Our boys have to do much better next season. We cannot keep wasting the peak years of the most creative playmaker the Premier League has ever seen.”

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨🗣️ Cole Palmer: “Who’s been the best player in the Premier League this season?

“Bruno Fernandes”

• That was a quick answer, why?

“Just been the best. I said it a couple of months ago and someone is disagreeing with me, saying no, he's not. Then now the person finally agrees with me”. 😁❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Bruno Fernandes to Manchester United, here we go!

Totally confirmed. The agreement has been reached with Sporting and the player will fly on next hours to Manchester to undergo his medical and to sign. 🔴 #MUFC #ManUnited #transfers

More details ⏩ https://t.co/MOwurDSZnI

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes equals the record for the most assists in a Premier League season set by Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne. 💫

Great company, amazing milestone. @B_Fernandes8 👏

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes created 8 chances against Nottingham Forest, equalling the record for the most chances created by a player in a single Premier League game this season — matching his own record set against Newcastle in March.

Magnifico 🪄

[Poly @nwaeke_poly]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Danny Of Owerri🇳🇬🇺🇸🇳🇬 @DrDanny2030]

This means that she wouldn't be seeing her period as she has freezed all her eggs.
During her monthly cycle, instead of the eggs to break, which causes monthly blood flow, it will start rottening in her body, causing fowl smèll and body odour and mouth odour.

[Sick @sickdotdev]

when Claude already wrote like 3k lines of code and I notice an error on my prompt

[Ayobola Adebowale @YourBabysDoctor]

Let's clear this once and for all!

In Nigeria, there’s nothing like ‘student doctor’ after graduation.
Once inducted by the MDCN, you get a doctor, whether house officer or resident.

Calling qualified doctors ‘student doctor’ isn’t just wrong, it’s disrespectful.

[superdad @udysznx]

you hate empty promises. on whose money??? be like you dey craze

[Poly @nwaeke_poly]

@peter_elaunire @106_36_52 My guy says he will like to test this out to see if it works

[dr_jaymies @UzodinmaJay]

We save lives, yet we’re being owed like we don’t matter. This is unacceptable. Enough silence. Enough delays. Enough disrespect. PAY US. NOW.
@MDCNOfficial @nationalnma @Fmohnigeria
@FinMinNigeria @officialEFCC @icponigeria

#EnoughIsEnough #PayHealthcareWorkers #DoctorsStrike #NigeriaHealthCrisis #EndSalaryDelays #RespectHealthcareWorkers

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Former Premier League player Yannick Bolasie didn't hold back on Arsenal 😳