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Being a blue collar liberal hipster millennial with a sense of humor is hard these days

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@billtalts @iluminatibot That’s called a Tuesday in NYC.

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If you’re going to be sad, might as well go to a Honky Tonk.

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I like to believe that every conspiracy theorist has a moment where they go from sane to believing the world is flat.

I think my inciting incident is the Trump shooting.

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You can take the boy out of the ope but never the ope out of the boy.

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@Indoor__Living It’s not really the cost of fax machine that will get you, it’s installing and maintaining a LAN line.

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Anyone want to start a fax machine club with me? It’s like pen pals but with, get this, FAX MACHINES.

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@larissa_z The Fax of Life

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@larissa_z And only the fax, m’am

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Y’all! @WilliCarlisle is on tour with Tyler Childers! I can’t think of a songwriter more deserving of some notoriety.

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@Indoor__Living Not a table bowl of borsht and 8 spoons, that’s for damn sure.

But probably pierogis. Many wonderful pierogis.

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The table next to us tried to order borscht for the table.

The waitress says, it’s weird to share soup.

They decline the borscht.

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I don’t want to know your cross-streets, I want to know your closest Popeyes.

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Just saw a tech bro with a neck tattoo. It’s over. Close the doors. Tattoos are officially not cool.

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@PvssyIlluminati That couch! Chaise!? Incredible

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Seeing Kermit the Frog play with Tyler Childers was not on my bingo card this year.

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I cannot wait for the next TV series that Timothy Olyphant is a US Marshal in.

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I don’t know how the internet “entrepreneurs” are about to ruin vending machines, but I’ll be damned if they ain’t scheming something up.

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In a shocking twist of fate, now I need the Rangers to sweep, or the Panthers, in order to see this damned show.

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Currently rooting against the Knick’s in the playoffs so I can see Tyler Childers at Madison Square Garden on the 30th.

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@_VividMusic_ An actual travesty.