Nwokezuike

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[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

From now on any settings that ain't bringing me money or happiness, I'm out.

Na 35 years I yuss clock so 😒

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@avyloveyou

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

I can't wait to banter Chelsea with:

Manchester United......Pot 1

Arsenal.......Pot 2

Liverpool......Pot 3

Chelsea.... PORT HARCOURT

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@Oluwa22km If e reach your turn buy fan 😎

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

It's my birthdayyyyy!✌🏽🥳🎂

The sun should make hay while I shine today, me sef no small 😎

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

Sending so much love, peace and wealth energy to everyone as we step into this beautiful new month.

And I'm wishing myself a special anniversary in advance — my birthday is on the 3rd and the countdown is officially on! ✌🏽🥳

Ladies & gents, welcome to Augsbag! 💼🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@Haaiqtwt @stayEminent The commentators are Man Utd employees, and were commenting on the match from MUTV. So, basically they're Utd fans, even though they try to sound as neutral as possible. This particular highlights was officially put up by Man Utd.

And this is common in most other football clubs.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@Abemun_OD Feliz cumpleaños, amigo mío ❤️🎂🎉

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@TvBirgisson @tchato18 Going into the new season, we'll compete in four tournaments, so we'll play many games. We'll need 3 players per position. The squad isn't good enough, especially with only injury-prone Shaw at LB & only Sesko at CF. Sadly, we're normalising players out of position to cover gaps.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@TvBirgisson @tchato18 With the players we already have, plus Santos & Tielemans, I don't think we're lacking in midfield, at least for now. Of course, 1 or 2 more additions wouldn't be bad, but you can't sign everyone in one window. I think the LB & CF positions are our weakest departments currently.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@TvBirgisson @tchato18 The only natural backup injury-prone Shaw had was Malacia, who's now gone. Maz & Dalot are natural RBs. Dorgu is being converted to LW/LM, a position that, with Rashy's likely return, would be stocked enough. Do you see why we need a natural LB or to promote either Amass or Leon?

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@iam_shallen01 @tchato18 Sure, we do.

https://t.co/FDa9hgWUEV

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@tchato18 The LB & CF departments should be top priorities for our recruiters. Shaw hardly has backups, & Zirkzee's obviously not reliable in Sesko's absence. Also, we have Leon, Amass, Lacey, & other academy prospects who I think deserve first-team integration to help bolster the squad.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@iam_shallen01 @tchato18 Not praying for that, but in case of any eventuality, Leny Yoro can fill the void.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@cartelman12 @Idarabasimi @AbelDav1914 I'm certain you would've been able to make your point without having to display your lack of home training here. If we're to stand face to face, they no born ur papa well make you open that ur rotten mouth talk to me in such a disrespectful manner.
But again, I'll let that slide.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@Bala_fama Wetin I wan tell you now wey 12k people never tell you before? 🫠

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@cartelman12 @Idarabasimi @AbelDav1914 "who you tagged?"
My name is in your mentions and you were replying under my comment. The supposed dumbass here is a "she" but you were referring to her with male pronouns, which I found confusing, hence the correction. As for the "retarded" part, I'll pretend I didn't read that.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

I live my life by my own terms.
I'll tell a girl that I enjoy talking to her if I actually do. And if she starts acting funny afterwards, I'll still proceed to ghost her, move on with my life and never look back. That's what the real maturity should be, not trying to fake shit.

[Fay. @___dontstressme]

as a guy, the worst mistake you can make right now is telling a girl you actually enjoy talking to her.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@Oluwardhamilare @Idarabasimi @AbelDav1914 I'm willing to bet my life on it that she still wouldn't (or pretend to not) understand this detailed explanation.

[Nwokezuike @nwokezuike__]

@cartelman12 @Idarabasimi @AbelDav1914 That's a "she", if you're referring to the dumb person on this thread. So, your application of "bro" and "himself" does not add up. I don't even want to assume that you're referring to me.