Megan

lucky girl ❤️

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Bulbasaur's been putting belt to ass since 1996

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

Ya’ll love yelling about the matriarchy but don’t like children.

Matriarchy is knowing you are a mother to every child, even when you’ve birthed none of your own.

[Megan @nx0Meg]

I am solidly a millennial (1990), and I fucking love Gen Z. Do y’all need weapons? Keep at it.

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Wouldn’t know

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

How do you act in the spaces where people are smarter than you?

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Gen Z is fucking funny. Give them the mic

[Megan @nx0Meg]

@_dxllz7 Others.

[Megan @nx0Meg]

I miss regular internet. AI is fun when it’s in a cage, but it’s making the socials much worse. Maybe that’s for the best. We gotta old yeller it.

[Megan @nx0Meg]

I hate you, Elon musk, for ruining twitter

[Megan @nx0Meg]

I think we should geld and brand all of them.

[Amazing Physics @amazing_physics]

"Not flat, we checked" -- NASA

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

Goddess energy also includes rage and chaos

[Megan @nx0Meg]

You get to have a shower beer on your birthday

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Disastrously large zit on my forehead

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

being a woman is the best thing on earth next to mexican food & weed

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Marathon day 🤘🏻

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Saturday morning ❤️

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Easter makes much more sense to me as "spoil your baby because it's spring" day. Toddler Easter basket loading & I'm very ready to pass on my confusion about egg hide and seek.

[Megan @nx0Meg]

I suspect it's just one big circle that says "angry, bipedal lizard creatures"

[Megan @nx0Meg]

If anyone wants to make a venn diagram of the Gorn from Star Trek and Lizalfos from Zelda , I'd love to see it.

[Megan @nx0Meg]

Ortegas , yesss!! 👏🏻