nigel

joke/parody person

[Wellspring Mask Ogerpon @ivy_cudgel_hehe]

I can't delete this app yet

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

Was drunk last night and forgot what Valorant was called

[Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmafromtwt]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[rome @romeramreem]

My dad replied to my selfie with his own selfie, and his beard looked whiter than I remembered, so I booked a flight home

[wist @wi5t3ria]

twitter search

[Viscount Bukit Panjang @ViscountBP]

Tunku Abdul Rahman after proposing Merger, 1961:

[🏁Zane🏁 @Corgyote]

Amazing ❤️ homophobic bird

[NRG @NRGgg]

BREAKING: IShowSpeed jumps over @G2VALORANT at 2026 World Cup.

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

[gay contraption @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[bk @bkwhufc]

I’m in fucking TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️ @954Cobi]

" dam dawg maybe i was trippen "

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[nigel @nxige_]

idea to increase TFR locally: ban condoms

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world