jalen

artist.

[jalen @nxllerman]

Lmaooo

[medina ເມດີນາ @deansilyas]

hey quick question why was chat gpt open in ur tabs

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Wait, so all the kids that were in gifted programs in the 90’s were actually undiagnosed neurodivergent with ADHD or Autism? I need to see something.

[jalen @nxllerman]

cutting and I’m so hungry all the time god damn

[jalen @nxllerman]

“no but you can have my IG”

u can go to hell actually

[jalen @nxllerman]

gem

[jalen @nxllerman]

I won’t say it’s table stakes but if you’re smart then it’s table stakes lol

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"More than 1,000 people become millionaires in the U.S. each day," per YF

[jalen @nxllerman]

haven’t talked to this girl in 18 months but I still **** her what that mean chat

what that mean

[jalen @nxllerman]

of all the low intellect signals I think celeb worship is the absolute worst

legitimate brain rot

worse than the disney adult, labubu collector, kai cenat watcher by miles

miles

[jalen @nxllerman]

been scraping the bottom of the barrel for motivation lately

heart ain’t in it fr

[jalen @nxllerman]

1,700 bookmarks oh yall are #retarded

[໊ @xanborghini]

put $1500 a month into a hysa with a good interest rate

[jalen @nxllerman]

lmaoooo

[Certified Boogeyman @blackiiingout]

Nigga chano get starter locs and now he a trap nigga 😭😭😭😭

[jalen @nxllerman]

floated

[jalen @nxllerman]

I AM, I AM, I AM

A FTX PENTHOUSE HIGH RISER
SAMUEL BANKMAN FREE ALL MY GUYS UP

🗣️🗣️

[jalen @nxllerman]

barebells ranking:
1) banana bread
2) key lime pie
3) salty peanut

took like $40 of research for this so you’re welcome

[jalen @nxllerman]

retarded take

[Joe Cassandra @JoeCassandra]

Here's your harsh truth:

Inflation isn't the problem.

You just think you're entitled to every luxury.

- You don't want to live in a 1000 sq ft house, it has to be 3000 sq ft

- You need to drive a new car every 4 years

- Vacation has to be at a nice hotel with room service

- Dinner has to be Door Dashed because you're tired

- I need a new iPhone every 18 months

- Everyone goes to Disney World, so I deserve to as well

No you don't.

Make more money or be quiet.

You're not entitled to eat out every day.

Growing up, we ate out 2x a month, and it was a bag of burgers and a few large fries we split.

"We shouldn't have to live like they did in the old days"

No luxury is an entitlement.

You still have to put in the work to afford it.

[jalen @nxllerman]

2) what happens when a lower income class can now afford one of the fastest vehicles on the road? a vehicle faster than most 100K sports cars.

can’t see it being good.

[jalen @nxllerman]

had this thought the other day but from a diff angle - 1;30 am so will tweet abt it tomorrow when more coherent

[jalen @nxllerman]

gross lol

[Bodega Baddie @SunnyBanks_]

Bobbi Althoff with a new look 👀

[jalen @nxllerman]

Tesla becoming one of the most affordable vehicles on the market creates 2 distinct issues:

1) is this still a luxury brand? is it still a wealth signal, will upper middle class want to be seen it? or will the model 3 just become the new altima?

[jalen @nxllerman]

had this thought the other day but from a diff angle - 1;30 am so will tweet abt it tomorrow when more coherent

[jalen @nxllerman]

scale isn’t moving again and pool is open next week so doing aggressive cut it’s Bella Hadid szn again

9 days of 700 daily deficit let’s see what we can cook up

[jalen @nxllerman]

had this thought the other day but from a diff angle - 1;30 am so will tweet abt it tomorrow when more coherent