M. Douglas

I assure you, you do not know me.

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

@plex @plex - Can I buy it for a friend?

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

@ThatKevinSmith - many many years ago, when I worked at my mom's video store, I first saw Clerks on a VHS screener. Tonight I got to see you (in real fucking life no less) and a beautiful reunion of all these amazing characters. Thanks for a wonderful experience.

[Madison Shanley @MadiShanley]

@SoundersFC I’d love to throw my name in the hat for the July 9th game v. Timbers FC👀 It would be an honor to sing the Anthem for this match🙏💙 thank you for your consideration! #BAONPDX

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

@SoundersFC @Krowe210 How many Kermits had to die?!

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

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[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

How long has it been? Too long.

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

Watch the new #FamilyGuy Short! Stewie and Brian travel inside Peter’s body to explain how vaccines work.

Have questions about the COVID-19 vaccines? Visit https://t.co/Yz9vi7AYYD for the most accurate and timely facts so we can all get back to the moments we love and miss most.

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

Captain 👏 Cristian 👏

Each use of #CaptainRoldan is a vote for @CristianRoldan to lead @MLS at the All-Star Game!

↓↓ #CaptainRoldan chain....Let's see it ↓↓

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

I'm done. As long as Feebas is in 10k eggs, I'm done spending money. Love the game. Love to play. But this is too much. @NianticLabs #pokemongo

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

@Nintentertainer We're born into one family, but as we grow we make our own family. Love is stronger than blood.

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

#Twostarstories

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

@WeAreECS @ECSTifo #Twostarstories
Awe inspiring.

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

That sound 😍

In the final minutes of MLS Cup, nearly 70,000 fans participated in Boom Boom Clap 👏

[JC Chupack @jcchupack]

Full stadium tifo by @ECSTifo volunteers looking great today (photo credit: https://t.co/8HD4LuijW8)

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

69,274

The largest crowd for a sporting event in CenturyLink Field history!

#SoundersMatchday | #MLSCup

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

@ECSTifo killing it as always. #mlscup

[United Airlines @united]

Calling all @StarWars fans! Retweet this tweet with #ElCapSweepstakes for the chance to win a trip with flight provided by @United to the sold out Star Wars Marathon Event ending with #TheRiseofSkywalker at the @ElCapitanThtre.

[⚔️brodiereed⚔️ @ayobrobro]

“Fortune favors the bold” I whisper as I slip another sea salt triscuit on my tongue.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

For every RETWEET OF THIS TWEET we will donate $1 to
@COGorg.

Today is the last day to help us #KickChildhoodCancer. GO GO GO! 💛

[M. Douglas @nxtplato]

My Victor Hemmingway inspired ink. Thanks @JayBellBooks for the amazing stories.