𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ”𝓎𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖻𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝖾, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗂'𝗏𝖾 𝗌͟𝖾͟𝖾͟𝗇͟.” #parody

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

https://t.co/dFqkbFAXIi

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

retrieves her hand. ]

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

[ eyelids widen; her head jolting back. what is in that phone that has him reacting like that? ]

gee, i wasn't gonna go through your nudes. [ pressing the device against his chest, not really waiting for him to grab it before she +

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

[ standing up very abruptly. staring at his phone. ]

she’s my mom’s friend— give that back. right now. I’m not joking Lexi.

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

[ brow arch. ]

[ snatching his phone. ] first of all, that's weird.

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

oh, no bother. I think I have her number actually . . . [ getting his phone out ]

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

because she's not here and won't be for a while.

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

could definitely settle this with your manager, but I’m not sure why you’d offer that if you want to keep your job.

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

do you wanna settle this with my manager, sebastian or just hush about it?

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

that’s is so not how this job is supposed to work, dummy.

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

you paid for it already, i'm not obligated to be nice anymore.

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

you’re a terrible waitress.

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

and you may.

[ waving him shoo. ]

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

I’m trying to enjoy my coffee—

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

[ eyeing him up and down. ]

you're welcome to skidaddle.

[𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝕿𝐇͟𝐄͟ 𝐆͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐒 @vcnomxus]

do you mind?

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

pops gum bubble.

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

🍒; ACTIVITY TWEET OR WHATEVER THE FUCK I NEED DO

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

well , you did fail to mention that you knew my mother was alive so yes . still pretty mad about that .

from all people , seb was the one to drag the cat out of the bag and not my friend .

[ᵗʰᵉ 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝖒𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐫 @poisonrequiem]

⠀⠀

𝐒͟𝐇͟𝐄
might be the villain in somebody else’s
story but that’s 𝔉𝙸𝙽𝙴 . her 𝒎͟𝒆͟𝒕͟𝒉͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒔 are
——( controversial ) *𝙱𝚄𝚃 at least they
𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 .

⠀⠀

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

barely breathing. this weather has her nose stuffed it’s torture.

[‍ ‍* 𝘚𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝘓𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 @diligensfaciles]

Is anyone . . . alive?

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

@diligensfaciles 🍒; SO BAD

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

🍒; i miss this place

[‍ ‍ * 𝙶𝙾𝚁𝙴𝖜𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲‍. ‍ @acrueltouch]

https://t.co/v0R8KzDO8H

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

gotcha!

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

he will be, male lady of justice. i was just trying to include you.

[𝕳͟𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𑁤𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝕾͟𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 @nxverlearn]

dude's living under a rock.
or a pile of books more accurately.
it's kinda cute.