Wonderfail

he/him/them/chooses to use DP of a shockingly miserable monkey toy valued on BBC's Antiques Roadshow. In this house, we badly use Photoshop, not bad AI.

[Wonderfail @Ny_Tram]

@StormslayerDev I meeaaan, Jazz Jackrabbit 2 WAS hands down a better game any of the Gears of War games. Not forgetting his contributions to the Unreal/UT series.

[Wonderfail @Ny_Tram]

@Apogee_Ent @NightdiveStudio MDK

[Wonderfail @Ny_Tram]

@StormslayerDev HOLY SHIT. This before LBP?!?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Go on my son.

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

Count Binface photobombs Tommy Robinson. 😂

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

🚨KRYTEN UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Kryten from Red Dwarf isn’t actually a robot. It’s a guy called Robert Llewellyn who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is the man who will send you a video of him saying ‘Skibidi rizz’ if you pay him £71.

If it was for charity it would sort of be OK. But no, this goes towards his personal income.

[Dom @d0mbakar]

We made Rage Against the Machine Xmas No. 1 & voted to name a £200m research ship "Boaty McBoatface".

Don't underestimate Britain's talent for rebellion.

Farage isn't anti-establishment. He IS THE establishment.

So, in a battle of trash vs trash, let's vote @CountBinface

[Mr Neutron is still tweeting @iansco]

© Morten Morland in @thetimes on Thursday

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@Nigel_Farage

[fleetstreetfox @fleetstreetfox]

My new ambition in life is to find an £80k/yr job, never turn up, break all the rules, resign, reapply, and expect to be given my job back without any sort of censure. Especially about my mates, who may or may not be money laundering and coincidentally giving me cash throughout.

[Jack @j4ppleby]

'I've triggered a by-election by mistake'

[fleetstreetfox @fleetstreetfox]

The self-pitying hate-wank of a homeless millionaire bin-botherer who thinks the rules do not apply to him, his friends, or their money.

Free post: https://t.co/5v4ueMI4fv

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

@Nigel_Farage If you’re no longer an MP, why are you impersonating one in your title, Nigel?

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

What happened?

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

‼️ Listen to BBC Today:

Q: “What is your appeal going to be to the people of Clacton?”

Count Binface: “Well… I’m not Nigel Farage.”

😂

Farage called this by-election to dominate the headlines. Instead, he’s handed @CountBinface a national platform.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

why does “the event” sound kind of ominous. no dawg you aren’t going to the event. the event ain’t for you

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.