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thread of all my ao3 contributions:

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@pika_nekopanda ken takakura

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me: *squinting at the creature offering this deal while my irish grandmother screams at me through the veil*

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Absolutely not????

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@mom_of_littles i make "adult grilled cheese" by adding avocado slices and bacon to regular grilled cheese. If you need a side, add shoestring fries tossed with olive oil and seasoned with tony's and rosemary

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@lissthelass

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has anyone else noticed the recent trend of ai bots purposely misspelling words? i just saw an obvious bot use the word "rippple". are people training them to do this so they seem more credible as humans, or is it like the piss filter on the images, a natural degradation?

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@WW_Direct i'm gonna need all you naysayers to take a step back and remember this exists in the same world with cockroach clusters and acid pops no one is batting an eyelash at a slightly colorful chocolate frog

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@MoonshiningMao no exactly im so glad for him because it's like unlocking a new level of self discovery and love

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an abusive and neglectful poverty-stricken childhood i wished to escape from. i daydreamed and talked to myself until i learned to read, then i spent the entirety of the rest of my child and teen years with my nose in a book at the exclusion of all else.

[petal ♡ @petalreads]

what got you into reading in the first place?

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why can't i drink because the christians said so 😭😭😭😭

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what a great day to be an alpha and exude my alpha pheromones and have ruts. come here and sit on my knot, omega

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@irodorimayoi2 thank you. you're very kind

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@irodorimayoi2 if you want to try the recipe, i wrote it down. i'm not certain it will translate properly though.

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@Cpt_TAKAHASHI don't approach the wildlife. none. assume all are capable of killing you. we have venomous snakes, violent deer and moose, rabid raccoons and coyotes, feral hogs, mountain lions, bears... this goes double for cows. as scary as the wildlife is, a cow is twice as likely to kill you

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@Cpt_TAKAHASHI there are american states where people can legally kill you if they believe their life or family is in danger from your actions. so don't walk into a house without permission, grab someone unexpectedly, or "accidentally" point a gun anywhere unless you want to be flattened.

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@hirahira22222 it is unfortunate that life can be this way

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@paya_paya_kun my back yard and the road to my home

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did anyone warn japanese twitter about april fools day

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@roikfbuwgc254 there is a HUGE cultural practice in the southern american states where people will cut up almost any foods, mix them with mayonnaise, and call it a salad. chicken salad, egg salad, potato salad... and it's all mayonnaise

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@Maguro_Maznaga americans talk a lot. even in public places like elevators or grocery store, they will stop and talk about the weather, or clothing, or holidays.