J. Rat

Doctor, CEO, proficient in sarcasm

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@TheTrumpForum

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Trump is as optimistic about his relationship with Kim Jong Un as a white girl on her 3rd glass of rosé describing her latest tinder boo #TrumpKimSummit

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How many unqualified world leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? #TrumpKimSummit

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Me: you can take a seat in the booth, make yourself comfortable. Patient: are you going to sit on my lap? I might hear better.

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Pt: im used to male docs. Where did you go to school? Me: (points to degree on the wall) Vanderbilt university school of medicine. #sexism

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Me: Hi, I'm Dr. Ratner and I'll be your audiologist today. *shakes pt hand* Patient: your nail polish turns me on. You better watch out.

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Me: Hi, I'm Dr. Ratner, and I'll be working with you today. Man: are you the nurse? #sexism

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A Man to me while in a meeting of fellow CEOs: well I'm actually a boss so I have to deal with employees. Me: so what is it you think I do?

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Literally most men when addressing my business partner and me, who not only own the biz, but are doctors of audiology: Hey girls #sexism

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Him: if you don't like what I'm telling you, you can be replaced like that *snaps fingers* #sexism

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Him: what does your husband do? Me: he's an audiologist too. Him: what does he think about what you're doing? #sexism

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I'm tweeting some times men have talked over or down to me. From recent memory. This may take a while

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Just saw footage of Sally Yates not only school Ted Cruz, but not let him interrupt her. In honor of this:

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Also #LinManuelMiranda let's go ahead and EGOT tonight

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Did we not all just see @Lin_Manuel lose his shit over back to the future ?!?

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Burning sage to rid my body of this plague.

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You never know when you'll need a pen in the zombie apocalypse #TheWalkingDead @TheMockingDead

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TWD casters: let's hire a sexy teddy bear to be the bad guy. Give him a stupid name and a bat. Also, bad vaguely southern accent

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@unfoRETTAble a lot of things. Tremendous things. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.

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The real debate of the night is who has the better hairspray? #Debatenight #Trump #Clinton