carolyn

Genovian pear juggler (she/her)

[carolyn @nylorac666]

@WarbyParkerHelp @WarbyParker When I arrived to my appointment I was not given an option. I was simply told the exam was now $134 because of the retinal imaging, despite informing them that when I booked online I saw a different, lower price. If it is optional, this was a shady move!

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Super disappointed with @WarbyParker 😭 used to be my go-to but now exams are over $130 for them to take a fancy pic of your eyeballs and just be like “looks good!” (when I booked my exam online it said $95 btw) AND they ended their home try-on program. Smh

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Haven’t used this app in over 3 years btw that’s how upset I am lmfao

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Nice clothes should be $10

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Ya I have leg tats

[carolyn @nylorac666]

@MadiFuller Ily 😭 😭

[carolyn @nylorac666]

When you’re asking for someone to make the temperature cooler using the AC you ask for it to be

[carolyn @nylorac666]

.@lyft I had an abominable experience with a driver who threw something at me and my dog and the only solution offered was not matching us again. I believe a refund is a bare minimum expectation on my end as well as consequences for the driver.

[carolyn @nylorac666]

@oliviaripke What the hell is this

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Anyone else’s dog love going to the vet or is Sky just a freak

[carolyn @nylorac666]

@oliviaripke The appropriate behavior tbh

[carolyn @nylorac666]

@_juliannarae The image with my and Emily’s floating heads is soooo funny to me

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Something about walking is that it’s free

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Something about me is that I’m always looking for the best deal on Rao’s pasta sauce

[carolyn @nylorac666]

It is so affirming when people ask me for directions/confirmation regarding public transit for some reason lmfao

[carolyn @nylorac666]

I’ve returned to Twitter after a multiple month hiatus to report that all I care about now is cuddling my dog

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Men stop trying to get my dog’s attention from across the street especially at fucking night challenge

[carolyn @nylorac666]

@420tantrum Anetra, Loosey, and Sasha are my favorites! Wbu

[carolyn @nylorac666]

Practicing radical self love by eating a fuck ton of Mac and cheese before going out in a somewhat slutty outfit

[Hawthorne @HawthorneDog]

proud of @brianjoralvarez for becoming a movie star but I'm not sure he'll ever top this performance