baeb

im slim & shady motherfucker | all tweets are original unless obvious

[baeb @nymphicangel]

"you just went ham on my ham"

[baeb @nymphicangel]

sex & weed & pizza to start the morning

[baeb @nymphicangel]

good sex before bed. . and good sex before the day

[baeb @nymphicangel]

my uncle straight up put a video on facebook of him getting oral... WHAT IN THE FUCK

[baeb @nymphicangel]

but heyyy i have a hoagie in the fridge 😄👍💯

[baeb @nymphicangel]

i feel so.. alone

[baeb @nymphicangel]

lol idk what to even do with myself when he leaves

[baeb @nymphicangel]

he says he loves my nipples ☺

[baeb @nymphicangel]

i have to think so hard to remember if im wearing underwear or not he he he

[baeb @nymphicangel]

so much for doing my makeup and changing my sheets 😂

[baeb @nymphicangel]

how do you ask if they've had sex with anyone since you, without asking if they've had sex with anyone since you????

[baeb @nymphicangel]

dad just told me that a few years ago his now wife sucked his dick on the bus in front of everyone.. ya cause i so needed to know that.. 😳

[baeb @nymphicangel]

cuddle a little .. suckin on the nipple

[baeb @nymphicangel]

"like.. i wouldn't care if you fart during sex"
😂😂😂

[baeb @nymphicangel]

take me on a VIP trip to Fiji so i know its real 😉🌴🌺🐬🐛🐠🐋🐙

[baeb @nymphicangel]

*meets someone new*
"so what's your opinion on drunk puking?"

[baeb @nymphicangel]

my life would be complete if i danced with miley