nyomzzzy Norris

I have STRONG opinions | Part time employee , full time comedian

[nyomzzzy Norris @nyomzzzy]

Naambianga watu difference ya mimi na mtu ako Mathare ni ati mimi niko nje alafu hawaniskii. Then they cross me and act surprised at my reaction lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 alafu wananiblock 🤣🤣🤣 feilyas

[sim 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇸🇳🇫🇷🇭🇹 @simscircuit]

the team literally managed by satan can fight for their drivers so whats everyone else's excuse

[Akira @Akir_a997]

when i complain about my body but i keep eating

[𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗 𖤐 𓈒 ᭡ @b0nef1res]

Oh god it's June and I'm still overweight

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

1. No. of Kenyans killed in Nanyuki Ebola protests: 3
2. No. of Kenyans killed by Ebola: 0
3. No. of Americans killed by Ebola: 0

Ruto has now killed more Kenyans on Kenyan soil than Ebola has

Dear @USEmbassyKenya, are you happy that your Ebola facility is costing Kenyan lives?

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Strongly condemns 🤝🏻 Highly saddened 🤝🏻 Deeply concerned

[CG @cgtwts]

Cybersecurity engineers right now:

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

You can fight systemic oppression and still save some room to enjoy your life.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

drop it in the fucking ocean

[່ @cursedrune]

the contenders last yr btw 😭😭

[Lili ¹ @lilisdsigns]

i really need an appointment with his therapist

[kd🚀 @mercsogyny]

Norris not even mad about it on the radio😭😭😭 that championship dropped bros cortisol levels to zero

[Mwenda🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Davidkmwenda]

Rights were violated but the impeachment is valid?😂 sasa orals tutapeana jibu gani jameni

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The stewards at the Monaco GP

[nyomzzzy Norris @nyomzzzy]

This is like the millionth Norris DNF this season wtf 😭😭

[nyomzzzy Norris @nyomzzzy]

Norris unable to clear Gasly in the Alpine 😂😂 and Kimi about to lap everyone. Acha nilale

[dee @readnvibee]

can u win in monaco from p8 guys

[nyomzzzy Norris @nyomzzzy]

Single people tokeni nje muende sherehe otherwise mtaolewa

[nyomzzzy Norris @nyomzzzy]

Selling my blankets and wine ticket at 3k