Joc 🍒

[A Forbearing Merchant @ChillToPower]

Noooooo don’t kill yourself you have so many shifts to clock in for

[Mavu. @khuliso_Neels]

Not smiling until Friday afternoon. No time for jokes this week, just business.

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Sylvia Plath

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

lowkey realizing that i am, in fact, some of the piss that’s in the dating pool.

[mat 𓆟 @dumbassmat]

trying to cope with the fact that everything is a fucking monthly subscription

[Teresa @tessy_1088]

If you're 32-39, you're only in season 1 of Sex and the City...

[@buzzfeedjenny.bsky.social 🇧🇷🇧🇷 @buzzfeedjenny]

Not to be like philosophical about sex but when it's just a couple of pumps from each guy does that even count as bodies. Perhaps we should be counting how many times souls intertwined...

[SJ @sydphetamine]

type shit i be on

[kiki🌸 @kikii055]

men be like "she's a friend" and it's literally someone they've nutted in

[thylacine femme @hysclerical]

that oomf that you talk about disgusting and freaky things with

[JaySlop @JayKay_4evr]

we’re all obligated to be endlessly kind, grow a big rack, and be big ol freaks in honor of them both

[Joc 🍒 @nyquiltime]

People are dying that have never died before 😭😭

[1010 @wetsentence]

the Fuck did i do in my past life to get along this Well with 40 year olds

[senz 🌁 @senzcity]

notice how we have (i)message in the US but they have (We)Chat in China?

[daniel @beytallica]

please everybody do not forget how important dolly’s philanthropy towards impoverished & illiterate communities in the south & appalachia was. i’m so so heartbroken

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.