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the giggle at a funeral

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@KeithPowersNYC This is such a bummer. This has been date night and family night for us for over a decade. We absolutely love it. We dine in the neighborhood and live very close.

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@IKEAUSA : Sunday
10:30 AM: Confirming delivery 2-4 pm today!
4:00 PM: Sorry, don’t know where it is, but it left the warehouse, so on its way!
6:00 PM: oh, looks like they never picked it up. How’s Friday for re-delivery?

ME: Unacceptable. Can you do better?

@IKEAUSA Nope.

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@Reese10Angel and @CaitlinClark22 : You just keep doing you. You are both absolutely amazing and inspiring. I was in awe watching you both play. Don’t worry about all this BS, just keep on climbing. Soon you’ll be so high, those haters “CAN’T SEE YOU!” 👀

[Ali. @AliAlBarazzey]

@ufc @DustinPoirier A story of two pictures

[greg @mistergeezy]

SCREAMS. Auntie Maxine Waters told Jim Jordan to "shut your mouth"

[Molly Ball @mollyesque]

The amazing thing about "it might have been antifa" is that Trump literally summoned these people to DC, spoke at their event, offered to walk them over to the Capitol and then praised them afterward.

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@byjoelanderson @pnuts_mama Yep

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

America: Knock, Knock. 
Donald Trump: Who's there?
America: The truth.

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@realDonaldTrump This is not your corporate office where you get to be a dictator. This is a democracy, and you work for us, ALL of us, and We the People are speaking. Sit down and shut up.

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@GOP @SenateGOP @HouseGOP @senatemajldr @LindseyGrahamSC @tedcruz @TheRickWilson @MollyJongFast @NewAbnormalPod

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Republicans, now is the time to defend American democracy.

History will remember what you do in this moment of crisis.

Speak up or stay silent. Both are a choice and a statement.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Biden's prep coach for the next debate -- a screaming goat on PCP. #Debates2020

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

This is what happens when you elect a sociopathic reality show host to run not only the country but to dictate how we communicate with each other about deadly serious issues.

[nyseiler @nyseiler]

@KamalaHarris Go get ‘em

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

The White House is actively trying to discredit its own medical professionals and health experts.

This is not normal. And it does nothing to help a suffering nation.

[Keisha Lance Bottoms @KeishaBottoms]

My mother often says, “A friend, in need, is a friend indeed.” We are grateful to have a friend in @NYGovCumo and the people of NY. #ATLStrong

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

NYPD, your use of tear gas is increasing Covid-19 risk, because it:

1. Makes the respiratory tract more susceptible to infection
2. Exacerbates existing inflammation
3. Makes people cough

So stop.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

THERE. IS. A. TWEET. FOR. EVERYTHING. (circa 2014)
https://t.co/c7lWvf81Gp