It’s hard for me to feel too much happiness regarding the blue wave. Like don’t get me wrong I’m glad it’s like this, but I’mwaiting to see if they actually get off there asses for once.
my social life is 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 because my personality is 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦.
my bank account is 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 because my job is 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥
my boobs are 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐞 because my soul is 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥
my ego is 𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 because i am the 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭
doctor: now, if i tell you im going “penis mode,” how does that make you feel?
me: i don’t really get what this has to do with my rash
doctor: “penis mode.” What does it mean to you? tell me, now
me: i mean i’ve experienced it a few times
doctor: good. we may continue
if i had a large quantity of ducks i would, say, put them in a row. for organizing purposes, of course, and only if the ducks consented to such a thing. they seem like disorganized creatures and might enjoy staying that way