Sexy Chicken

Free-range sexy chicken. For a good time, email me: [email protected]

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Not cool. RT @xAmbzz: Miley Cyrus VS chicken http://t.co/zLLYKTtqHd

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That's not cool. RT @nytdining: How to cut up a whole chicken: http://t.co/6ZIA9kD0th

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If any of you guys are into softcore turkey porn (I know, weird fetish), check out this steamy photo in the Times: http://t.co/n8MVnlP3

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Here's the link: http://t.co/TldOQTDU. Go crazy!

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Hey guys. I'm doing fine. The @nytimes has turned off it's paywall, so you can download my photo for free as much as you like during #sandy.

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@kittenwithawhip @pete_wells I believe a great mind once said: "It takes skin to win."

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Hey peeps, I'll be performing my new set here tonight with @50ShadesChicken http://t.co/51ajWXbv

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@50ShadesChicken You look familiar.

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@ErnieAnastos Couldn't agree more. Bake until at least 170 degrees and juices run clear.

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@bittman Mark, how could you?

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Anybody else tiring of Angelina Jolie's leg? I've seen better gams on a capon. Seriously, people.

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@pete_wells Congratulations. Let me know if you need a sidekick.

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@ErnieAnastos You are such a flirt. What are you waiting for? Let's see *your* package.

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More positive thoughts, "Everyone is gifted-but some people never open their package." So, what are you waiting for?

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Just got an invitation to connect on LinkedIn. Is that a euphemism for chicken wire?

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Please be advised that this @NYTSexChicken is a fake sexy chicken.

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Hot. RT @lfstewart: It's no sexy @NYTChicken, but it's pretty cute & damn tasty. #roastchickensunday #sunandwaterfarms http://t.co/012ymiw8

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Did I visit a tanning salon? Look a little like Snooki there. RT @Spicetag: Holy smoke @NYTChicken, who's looking hot: http://t.co/f6i5MUOh